5:49

kiss your gf/bf

hey its 5:49 go kiss your girlfriend

by michaelje13 September 10, 2023

5

The amount of fucks I have left for this bullshit

Bro: Dude, I've only got 5 left
Dude: Of what?
Bro: Shut the fuck up

by Please... shut the fuck up February 23, 2021

5 fingers down

Do you like having your heels licked

5 fingers down mom

by feetsniffer67 June 13, 2024

Beast of Level 5

The Beast of Level 5 is an cephalopedic humanoid who only appears to travelers with low sanity. It is debated if it actually exist outside of hallucinations.

Meet The Beast of Level 5, and you may never return.

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

My Dick Long And It Is Called <5`~`3/7-8`~`7/`~`7-8>

My Dick Long And It Is Called <5`~`3/7-8`~`7/`~`7-8>

My Dick Long And It Is Called <5`~`3/7-8`~`7/`~`7-8>

by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025

Dark 5 Moment

When you know exactly what you are supposed to do, but still fuck it up anyway.

Person 1: Are you sure you got all of them?
Person 2: Yeah, they all say immune.
Person 1: No they don't you missed one, that's a dark 5 moment bro.
Person 2: Go Fuck yourself.

by Arkeon December 1, 2021

July 5

National slap a virgo

she - *slaps*
Him- hey what was that for ?!
She- did you not do today is National slap a Virgo?
Him- no. It’s not it’s July 5

She- shows urban dictionary- no it’s National slap a Virgo day!

by Sindey July 6, 2022