Batwing Balls

The long fold of scrotum that grows over time as a man grows older.

Example:

Sylvester: Hey honey I’m feeling a little frisky. How ‘bout we roll in the deep together?

Helga: are you fucking kidding me? How can I even fuck that limp pole when you have batwing balls the size of a shower curtain?! 🦇

by Oscart Mattball May 17, 2022

Ball wallet

The extra skin that hangs of a ballsack

While shaving his dick, he nicked his ball wallet.

by m00h July 12, 2019

Hitler's Balls

Hitler killed himself during WWII when Germany was surrounded. When his body was found, it was confirmed he only had one ball. To this day, we still don't know where that one testicle went.

History Teacher: Then after D-Day, when the Allies surrounded Germany, Hitler's body was found in a ditch after he killed himself.

Student: Um, you forgot to mention he was found with only one ball. You know, Hitler's balls.

by Seashelp July 25, 2016

Ball Leech

An individual that loves to suck a dude’s balls. Exceptionally talented at the art of ball sucking.

Maggie is such a ball leech. She almost sucked my balls off the last time she was also giving me an old fashioned.

Natalie is such a slutty ball leech. She pulled a train with three guys and they all ball stuffed her at the same time.

by Dick Onchin December 13, 2020

Ball Watcher

A Ball Watcher is someone who repeatedly looks at another man’s balls any chance he gets. It can be in the shower, in the bathroom, or just during silly time in their apartment. Typically not sexual in nature, a Ball Watcher just gets pure joy from watching another man’s balls. It’s often a associated with obsessive compulsive disorder.

Synonyms: Testicle Testifier, Scrotum Scrutinizer, Nut Notifier

I whipped my dick out as a joke a couple times and this dude Zuck looked every time man! I’m beginning to think this guy is a ball watcher…

by J-Bone01 September 28, 2022

Remote Balling

the act of an individual who is deployed or at a very long distance from home who has women fawning after them on social media, text, or phone call. This individual gets laid as soon as they return home which could be the same exact day.

Person A: "I heard Andy is remote balling from the desert. I hear all of the girls from his home town want to get their hands on him when he returns!"
Person B: "When he returns, he will be breast stroking through a sea of vag."

by filthyg. August 22, 2014

Ball Gong

Whilst two men are Red Vining and their balls slap together. This is known as the Ball Gong.

While Rob and James were Red Vining their balls slapped together to make a loud gong sound. They liked this and decided to slap their balls together more. They decided they would Ball Gong every time they Red Vined

by Rexlba April 12, 2022