Petty University

Fictitious school of higher learning. Parody phrase alluding to having attended and/or received a degree in being petty.

Please don't get on her bad side. She has an MBA from Petty University.

by Phrase Sniper November 12, 2022

Boston University

A JOKE image school with fake disloyal friends, narcissistic manic-depressive teachers at a hefty fiscal and soul-sucking cost as you become a basic, mindless being, and walk away feeling like you gained nothing but debt.

Oh, you went to Boston University (BU)?
-No one cares.

by NOYB4 September 26, 2021

University

A womb for people who are not ready to face the reality.

University is a womb.

by cum-on March 12, 2023

university

Place where you trade your mental health for a degree.

Doctor: "What seems to be the problem?"
Patient: "I study IT at the university"

by dwoazen appel May 17, 2022

university

that place where you feel so coerced into turning in assignments.

university is a fine place to learn and live as if you were made for the world

by Virgos Child February 14, 2025

The Sun’s move into your birth sign will encourage you to believe that amazing things are going to happen, and they are! If you think big and act big over the next few days then no ambition will be beyond you. The universe is on your side.

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😱: The Sun’s move into your birth sign will encourage you to believe that amazing things are going to happen, and they are! If you think big and act big over the next few days then no ambition will be beyond you. The universe is on your side.

by InterpersonalCommunication February 18, 2025

Universal oof

Creates a universe made of oof

Someone said: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof and got blasted into a universe me: universal oof alert by by buddy

by Big naruto inuyasha Roblox fan July 18, 2022