Something an arsehole whines when you treat them the same way they treat you. Double standards and hypocrisy at it's finest.
Andy:You ate my donut! How dare you!
Brent:Screw you Andy! you always help yourself to my food and leave the damn wrappers in the fridge!
Andy:Yeah well two wrongs don't make a right!
Brent:Andy take your double standards and shove it up your arsehole! Treat people how you want to be treated you selfish hypocrite!
Brent:Screw you Andy! you always help yourself to my food and leave the damn wrappers in the fridge!
Andy:Yeah well two wrongs don't make a right!
Brent:Andy take your double standards and shove it up your arsehole! Treat people how you want to be treated you selfish hypocrite!
by mrperson123 January 14, 2019
We are planning a trip to California this summer, while we are there we are going to visit my parents. This way we can
'plant two trees with one seed'.
'plant two trees with one seed'.
by 1 Love July 10, 2010
A vicious porno on the web that involves Lesbians engaged in Sexual acts. One defecates into a pint glass, and she and the other lesbian feast on it before activating the gag reflexes in their throats and vomiting in each others' mouths.
"Two girls One Cup wasn't what I was expecting it to be."
by SKRealTime November 08, 2016
this is a refferance twards the uncommon incident of when two teenage males walk around in the southern part of georgia speaking with a u.k. or english acsent knowing that
this is breaking the law which states that no two britsh males may walk together ,talking with an acsent are permited unless the two individuals were infact gay lovers.
this is breaking the law which states that no two britsh males may walk together ,talking with an acsent are permited unless the two individuals were infact gay lovers.
kc (kroger casheir)-why are you two boys holding condomsand ,lube, and talking about butt intercourse?
nick & zach-have you ever seen two straight british boys?
nick & zach-have you ever seen two straight british boys?
by zach&friends March 01, 2010
Chad: Jess asked me to take her out tomorrow, but Todd is having a kick-ass party. I don't know what to do man.
Mark: Just take Jess with you to the party, duh.
Chad: That's Stoning Two Birds with One Blunt! Thanks!
Mark: Just take Jess with you to the party, duh.
Chad: That's Stoning Two Birds with One Blunt! Thanks!
by The Pimpin'est August 18, 2012
Craig-" I made her buy me beer, then I threw it in her can!!"
Scott-" Sweeeeeeeeeet "
Craig-" Yeah. It was like feeding two birds with one hand. "
Scott-" I like the way you live your life. "
Craig-" Thank you."
Scott-" Sweeeeeeeeeet "
Craig-" Yeah. It was like feeding two birds with one hand. "
Scott-" I like the way you live your life. "
Craig-" Thank you."
by Juan Nutt April 16, 2011
1. A girl who is two-faced, and goes behind her friends, and equals backs to try and make herself more popular.
A girl who whore's around, and then denies it, a girl who is overall shady.
2. A burrito with everything on it.
A girl who whore's around, and then denies it, a girl who is overall shady.
2. A burrito with everything on it.
1.The "Blender" girls are shady two-faced skank whores.
2.Hola, can I get a shady two-faced skank whore?
2.Hola, can I get a shady two-faced skank whore?
by Lola Flores December 29, 2010