Plant two trees with one seed

Getting two things done at once.

We are planning a trip to California this summer, while we are there we are going to visit my parents. This way we can

'plant two trees with one seed'.

by 1 Love July 11, 2010

feeding two birds with one hand

accomplishing two tasks at one time.

Craig-" I made her buy me beer, then I threw it in her can!!"
Scott-" Sweeeeeeeeeet "
Craig-" Yeah. It was like feeding two birds with one hand. "
Scott-" I like the way you live your life. "
Craig-" Thank you."

by Juan Nutt May 6, 2011

Stoning Two Birds with One Blunt

To complete two things in one action.

One solution to two problems.

Chad: Jess asked me to take her out tomorrow, but Todd is having a kick-ass party. I don't know what to do man.

Mark: Just take Jess with you to the party, duh.

Chad: That's Stoning Two Birds with One Blunt! Thanks!

by The Pimpin'est August 18, 2012

two girls one cup

A vicious porno on the web that involves Lesbians engaged in Sexual acts. One defecates into a pint glass, and she and the other lesbian feast on it before activating the gag reflexes in their throats and vomiting in each others' mouths.

"Two girls One Cup wasn't what I was expecting it to be."

by SKRealTime November 7, 2016

two straight british boys

this is a refferance twards the uncommon incident of when two teenage males walk around in the southern part of georgia speaking with a u.k. or english acsent knowing that
this is breaking the law which states that no two britsh males may walk together ,talking with an acsent are permited unless the two individuals were infact gay lovers.

kc (kroger casheir)-why are you two boys holding condomsand ,lube, and talking about butt intercourse?
nick & zach-have you ever seen two straight british boys?

by zach&friends March 6, 2010

Shady two-faced skank whore

1. A girl who is two-faced, and goes behind her friends, and equals backs to try and make herself more popular.

A girl who whore's around, and then denies it, a girl who is overall shady.

2. A burrito with everything on it.

1.The "Blender" girls are shady two-faced skank whores.

2.Hola, can I get a shady two-faced skank whore?

by Lola Flores December 29, 2010

Two wrongs don't make a right

The world's oldest copout. Obviously this term was coined by someone who had just wronged someone and feared their wrath.

I know I just punched you in the face for no reason even though you were minding your own business, but don't hit me back because two wrongs don't make a right bro.

by MarcusDude September 30, 2012