shoe eater sam

online meme spread in 2021 on 4chan about someone named sam who eats shoes; generally used to refer to someone who does stupid stuff for no reason, such as eating shoes

A: Did you see that guy licking goat hooves?
B: yes, what a shoe eater sam.

by Sam 3333333 May 26, 2021

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Sam

Sam is a nice person who has unfunny memes but the randomness at which they send the memes makes it funny i guess. I love them with my whole heart and theyre very good at comforting. I hope you're reading this sam <3

Person 1: Sam is epic

Person 2: ikr

by Jaejaethegaegae May 29, 2021

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Pick on Sam Kaiser day

April 19 and so on, you pick on idiots name Sam Kaiser.

Pick on Sam Kaiser day

Hey Sam fuck you!
You smell like shit Sam.
Why you so hairy Sam?

by Guy with a huge bag April 19, 2021

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one way sam

Doing something for yourself when you can easily do it for 2 people

I grabbed my gloves but not hers from the truck. She yelled don't be a one way same

by Shelboob April 21, 2021

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"Sam" is a sexy beast. He is loved by everyone and has a 7ft schlong. Sam is usually a blonde hair kid that does too many sports to count, that is why all the ladies love him (and some men). He is a great bum fucker and does it with a passion.

Girl: 'What did you do today?'
Boy: 'I was chilling with Sam.'
Girl: 'Damn, does your ass hurt?'

by Lil tays asshole April 21, 2021

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