Mongolian Tootsie Roll

When you take a steaming shit and wrap it in toilet paper, then place it on the top of the toilet for the next user to enjoy.

Jeff thanked me for the Mongolian Tootsie Roll I left him when we talked in the break room.

by Suspensee October 6, 2020

Vagina roll up

When a female farts and it rolls up through her vagina.

It smells like a vagina roll up in here.

I farted while sitting down and did a vagina roll up.

by K8 the gr8 holelicker December 1, 2017

hold your roll

Someone who actually means Slow Your Roll and *just* misses it

A: Hold your roll, man!
B: Don't you mean slow your roll?
A: Shit.

by TSFAO February 20, 2017

salty nut roll

When you eat a girl out after another guy has came inside her recently, the last guy's creampie ends up in your mouth

"My girlfriend's pussy tasted weird last night"
"Dude, I totally creampied her before you got home, you had a salty nut roll!"

by Corset wearing gorilla April 29, 2016

Mesozoic Death Roll

When one is nearing the end of intercourse, the two partners lay on their bellies, and the woman shoots period blood out to attract the male predator. The man proceeds to pounce on her back, thrusting his penis in her vagina and shooting a huge load into her as he rolls her like a crocodile performing a death roll.

Friend 1: Hey, wanna hang out?
Friend 2: Sorry I can't, my dick is immobilized because I performed the Mesozoic Death Roll on some bitch last night.

by facefuckingheadpusher June 13, 2018

Roll Rage

When someone (Ahem... Jack Daniels) gets excessively pissed off when he/she rolls up the rim on a Tim Horton's coffee, and doesn't win a car (or any other prize)

Jack Daniels: 'FUCK! HOLY SHIT MAN! I WANTED THAT FUCKING CAR! FUCKKKKK...'
Boris: 'Whoa... She's got mad roll rage man'
Chem Prof: 'Uh... get out'

by R. I. April 2, 2008

Roll The Homobile

Buttsechs

im gonna go to brians and roll the homobile

by Kerry04 October 23, 2008