Mesozoic Death Roll

When one is nearing the end of intercourse, the two partners lay on their bellies, and the woman shoots period blood out to attract the male predator. The man proceeds to pounce on her back, thrusting his penis in her vagina and shooting a huge load into her as he rolls her like a crocodile performing a death roll.

Friend 1: Hey, wanna hang out?
Friend 2: Sorry I can't, my dick is immobilized because I performed the Mesozoic Death Roll on some bitch last night.

by facefuckingheadpusher June 13, 2018

hold your roll

Someone who actually means Slow Your Roll and *just* misses it

A: Hold your roll, man!
B: Don't you mean slow your roll?
A: Shit.

by TSFAO February 20, 2017

Too rock'n roll

When things are just over the top, either too fast or too weird.. well when things seems jut too much for one's taste.

Amy "how was your job interview?"
Mathew:" well, no, I'd rather find something else, that was just too rock'n roll for me this job.."

by Chloë Maryon Aimer September 29, 2010

Vagina roll up

When a female farts and it rolls up through her vagina.

It smells like a vagina roll up in here.

I farted while sitting down and did a vagina roll up.

by K8 the gr8 holelicker December 1, 2017

salty nut roll

When you eat a girl out after another guy has came inside her recently, the last guy's creampie ends up in your mouth

"My girlfriend's pussy tasted weird last night"
"Dude, I totally creampied her before you got home, you had a salty nut roll!"

by Corset wearing gorilla April 29, 2016

no roll away, no candy

What to say when somebody lands a skateboarding trick but doesn’t roll away, therefore it doesn’t count

“Dude I just landed a tre flip!”

“Hey man, no roll away, no candy”

by billisgrillis May 18, 2020

Roll Rage

When someone (Ahem... Jack Daniels) gets excessively pissed off when he/she rolls up the rim on a Tim Horton's coffee, and doesn't win a car (or any other prize)

Jack Daniels: 'FUCK! HOLY SHIT MAN! I WANTED THAT FUCKING CAR! FUCKKKKK...'
Boris: 'Whoa... She's got mad roll rage man'
Chem Prof: 'Uh... get out'

by R. I. April 2, 2008