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One Time
What fans yell when Tiger Woods pwns bitches at golf. Started in 2005 at the Spanish Open, gained noterity in 2008 at the U.S. Open during Round 3-Hole 17 when a fan in the gallery yelled "One Time!" before Tiger Woods sank an improbable Third Stroke Par 4 to tie headed into the fourth round.
Commentator: "Well you can hit this just off the right foot, I've done it before with my bad knee...."
Anon. Fan: "ONE TIME!"
Both Commentators: "Woah!"
Commentator 1: "You gotta be kidding me..."
Commentator 2: "And he knows it too..."
(Tiger laughing in the background because he pwns all bishes...)
Anon. Fan: "ONE TIME!"
Both Commentators: "Woah!"
Commentator 1: "You gotta be kidding me..."
Commentator 2: "And he knows it too..."
(Tiger laughing in the background because he pwns all bishes...)
One Time by Cancerballs October 20, 2008
one joke
The leftist idea that all the myriad lgbtq+ jokes are actually just one joke. Every such joke is thus overused, trite and unfunny by definition.
The one joke is all of "I identify as X" variations, no matter the context; "my pronouns are..." is obviously the same joke and so are "don't assume my gender" jokes; any mentions of axe wounds and 41% are also dark synonymous.
News flash: for some reason asking "what is a woman?" is now also the one joke.
The one joke is all of "I identify as X" variations, no matter the context; "my pronouns are..." is obviously the same joke and so are "don't assume my gender" jokes; any mentions of axe wounds and 41% are also dark synonymous.
News flash: for some reason asking "what is a woman?" is now also the one joke.
one mistertuttle
(n.) 1. One whose awesomeness vastly exceeds the standard level of awesomeness for one of his stature.
2. One who is so well loved by his peers and acquaintances that he can barely leave his residence without being savagely attacked by crazed fans who simply want a piece of his action.
3. The prime Dragon Slayor and Del Tosszor.
4. Fuck Magnet.
2. One who is so well loved by his peers and acquaintances that he can barely leave his residence without being savagely attacked by crazed fans who simply want a piece of his action.
3. The prime Dragon Slayor and Del Tosszor.
4. Fuck Magnet.
1. If it weren't for One Mistertuttle, this place sure would suck lank.
2. OMG B3CKY G0T 4 10CK 0F 0N3 M1573R7U77135 H41R OMG 1 W4N7 70 70UCH H1M 50 53XY L1K3!!!!!1
3. One Mistertuttle schlayed the dragon, that wyrm bitch got del tosszed.
4. Wow, look at that Fuck Magnet.
2. OMG B3CKY G0T 4 10CK 0F 0N3 M1573R7U77135 H41R OMG 1 W4N7 70 70UCH H1M 50 53XY L1K3!!!!!1
3. One Mistertuttle schlayed the dragon, that wyrm bitch got del tosszed.
4. Wow, look at that Fuck Magnet.
one mistertuttle by one mistertuttle July 2, 2003
One's or Five's
Adjectives used to describe a woman's appearance. One's being OK, Five's being very good. 20's are also an acceptable answer.
Derivation: One's or Five's derives from Strip Clubs where the amount of money offered to a stripper is sometimes questionable. If you see a girl you would like a dance from, but are unsure how hot she really is, you turn and ask your buddy "one's or five's?" He will then respond with one answer or the other.
Derivation: One's or Five's derives from Strip Clubs where the amount of money offered to a stripper is sometimes questionable. If you see a girl you would like a dance from, but are unsure how hot she really is, you turn and ask your buddy "one's or five's?" He will then respond with one answer or the other.
"Hey man, is that girl one's or five's?"
"Eh, I'd say she's only one's"
"Dude, Matt's sister is all five's"
"Hell, I'd give her 20's"
"Eh, I'd say she's only one's"
"Dude, Matt's sister is all five's"
"Hell, I'd give her 20's"
One's or Five's by Big Simms May 16, 2006
one handed tomb
A variation of the sexual position known as The Tombstone. This act is performed using just one arm, leaving the other totally free to perform the (Get) Lucky Dip
one handed tomb by Gerry McCandless June 21, 2006