under ninja

Something that is not ass hard as it looks.
An action or job that once done the result looks like doing it was way harder that it actually was.
-''Last night was under ninja, thanks for the breakfast''

''-Paris Hilton is out of your reach
+No, dude, she's totally under ninja''

''-Dude, are you hard watching Up??
+no, it's just under ninja''

-''Yeah it was her first time but was pretty under ninja''
by Pidgeon Impaler August 22, 2021
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Ninja thunder

Hoo-yee! Teddy done brought home that ninja thunder
by Bart the Honorable December 13, 2020
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Ninja disgust

When someone, usually your parents, randomly springs a topic, usually sex related, onto you unsuspectingly. Much like a ninja attack its always a surprise and sometimes its deadly.
"Son...I found these condoms"
"Woh! Ninja Disgust...how about some warning next time"
by Mermaidmagic October 15, 2011
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Ninja dick

When a guy sends a pic or video of his penis without warning. it comes out of nowhere like a ninja
I was messaging jack about the school work, then all of a sudden out of nowhere he sent ninja dick.
by humansvs aliens January 01, 2017
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Ninja Dick

When somebody as an above average or otherwise huge penis when erect but shrinks to near disappearance when flaccid, or in other words vanishes like a ninja.
Example: That mother fucker has a ninja dick.
Example 2: I got ninja dick. that shit maybe 1 or 2 inches long till I get a hard on but then that shit massive.
by Pickle Reeves May 04, 2023
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Ninja Dick

Ashley : Brady has a total ninja dick, it was so weird!
Amanda : Oh gross no way!!!
by TheGingeyy November 04, 2017
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ninja semen

He had some ninja semen
by Sigmadino68 May 09, 2024
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