When one is nearing the end of intercourse, the two partners lay on their bellies, and the woman shoots period blood out to attract the male predator. The man proceeds to pounce on her back, thrusting his penis in her vagina and shooting a huge load into her as he rolls her like a crocodile performing a death roll.
Friend 1: Hey, wanna hang out?
Friend 2: Sorry I can't, my dick is immobilized because I performed the Mesozoic Death Roll on some bitch last night.
Friend 2: Sorry I can't, my dick is immobilized because I performed the Mesozoic Death Roll on some bitch last night.
by facefuckingheadpusher June 13, 2018
Get the Mesozoic Death Rollmug. When you eat a girl out after another guy has came inside her recently, the last guy's creampie ends up in your mouth
"My girlfriend's pussy tasted weird last night"
"Dude, I totally creampied her before you got home, you had a salty nut roll!"
"Dude, I totally creampied her before you got home, you had a salty nut roll!"
by Corset wearing gorilla April 29, 2016
Get the salty nut rollmug. by K8 the gr8 holelicker December 1, 2017
Get the Vagina roll upmug. What to say when somebody lands a skateboarding trick but doesn’t roll away, therefore it doesn’t count
by billisgrillis May 18, 2020
Get the no roll away, no candymug. Boy 1: Dude its my girlfriends time of the month and she wanted to have sex!
Boy 2: Shes such a california darby roll
Boy 2: Shes such a california darby roll
by waterbottle1999 April 27, 2015
Get the california darby rollmug. After kidnapping the most basic Ugg-wearing white girl you can find in Starbucks, the man places the girl on a blanket, covers her in pumpkin spice and then jizzes on her. Once fully coated he then proceeds to roll her tight and put her in the freezer to firm up for serving at the family Thanksgiving dinner.
Mom was so happy this thanksgiving.
Oh yes, especially after you gave her a slice of that amazing Pumpkin Cream Roll.
Oh yes, especially after you gave her a slice of that amazing Pumpkin Cream Roll.
by SnartFartCart November 27, 2019
Get the Pumpkin Cream Rollmug. When someone (Ahem... Jack Daniels) gets excessively pissed off when he/she rolls up the rim on a Tim Horton's coffee, and doesn't win a car (or any other prize)
Jack Daniels: 'FUCK! HOLY SHIT MAN! I WANTED THAT FUCKING CAR! FUCKKKKK...'
Boris: 'Whoa... She's got mad roll rage man'
Chem Prof: 'Uh... get out'
Boris: 'Whoa... She's got mad roll rage man'
Chem Prof: 'Uh... get out'
by R. I. April 2, 2008
Get the Roll Ragemug.