yo moms a hoe

A line from an old vine

"Whoever threw that paper, yo moms a hoe"

by Bananans February 12, 2018

Brooklin mom Facebook

Online Facebook group where Brooklin moms get together. The premise to support each other and a safe space for Brooklin moms to share advice. Really a judgmental bunch of "mean girls" run by dictatorship bunch of cattie shoots.

The nail in my Coffin was I didn't agree with the administrator and got kicked out of Brooklin mom Facebook group.

by Brooklinmother July 16, 2019

my mom is dead

It can be something said after a "your mom" joke, but that doesn't mean it isn't true.
And it hurts more when your friend thinks that your just trying to make a comeback, and keeps going...

Jeff: Does your mom want her underwear washed with bleach or without?

Carl: My mom is dead.

Jeff: Should I wash the body, too?

Carl: *beats the shit out of Jeff*

by Lolwhat? March 27, 2011

Ur mom gay

The modern day example of a “yo mama so fat” joke. Often used on elementary and middle school play grounds. So yeah... if you don’t wanna sound like a child... say “YO MAMA SO FAT, SHE USES THE HIGHWAY AS A SLIP & SLIDE!” . Veteran move.

Edgy 14 year old: Ur mom gay!!!

Edgy 12 year old: no u. 😂😂😂

by A person who has a compooper. July 31, 2018

Ur mom lol

A comeback when u have nothing else to say. u have to add the lol

Dude 1: u suck
Dude 2: ur mom lol

by Memelordx101 October 6, 2019

Mom of the Friend Group

A friend who is like a mom, they will treat you and your friends like her kids, they will also be someone who regularly checks on you and keeps you out of trouble. They will be the one who gets you out of fights and settles them. Really good advice giver.

Man, I don't know, talk to Sofia she's like the mom of the friend group she'll give you better advice.

by Super Witty Username December 18, 2018

Soccer Mom Van

The stereotypical vehicle of a soccer mom, the soccer mom van can usually be identified as a 90's Chrystler van with about ten bumper stickers for various soccer leagues.

The criminals evaded the very sight of the soccer mom van, as they were intimidated by the sheer power emitted from it.

by KeshcaShckay March 27, 2015