lights on no one's home

When someone is so fucked up that they're awake, but they're not really there mentally

Alex is so high right now, look at him - lights on no one's home

by highboi May 14, 2018

one legged skid

the act of balancing awkwardly on one leg while throwing your arms around in wild fashion simultaneously skidding across a slippery surface. usually attributed to flip flop wearing during a rainy day, or pants with excessive fabric. also accompanied by epiphany of impending death.

did you just see that one legged skid i did on that wet floor? my life flashed before my eyes! i knew i should not have worn these massive pants with flip flops!

by jessicool August 30, 2008

one-man luge

When you finally go to bed after a 48-hour Vegas coke, booze and hooker binge and you lay on your back in the hotel bed, staring at the ceiling, arms tight to your sides, losing your shit, questioning your decision-making ability and praying you'll survive.

During breakfast at the Bellagio: "How'd you sleep last night? Do a little one-man luge in your hotel room?"

by Toastwaver July 13, 2016

one pint syndrome

The act if being such a super light-weight, you feel you are drunk after just one pint, normally beer.

Joe is suffering from one pint syndrome.

by Soggy busquets October 19, 2013

Rollin’ on the Hot One

The act of starting or engaging in a much-anticipated activity.

Hey, we missed the last train to Timbuktu, but we can road trip there instead! Let’s get rollin’ on the hot one!

by Darktowerfan September 7, 2022

Dump one in the butt

The act of blowing ones load in the other party's butt

"Bro that chick was so easy she let me dump one in the butt on our first date."

by Juhmanda December 19, 2008

"there can only be one"

Commonly misquoted reference to the Highlander movies and TV series. The actual line is "There can BE ONLY one."

Wrong: "There can ONLY BE one" Highlander?
Right: "There can BE ONLY one" Highlander!

by Shady Logic February 15, 2009