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National kiss your girl 20 times 

January 15 is national kiss your girl 20 times day
Today is national kiss your girl 20 times day so you kiss your girl 20 times

FRENCH KISS YOUR ASSHOLE 

A PSEUDO PRUDE who is afraid to say what they are really doing in the DEFINITION.

Say what you mean as don't let your inspiration run dry.
I am not TORN to FRENCH KISS YOUR ASS BUTT this is how I really feel as I want to not FRENCH KISS YOUR ASS, CHEEKS BUTT FRENCH KISS YOUR ASSHOLE so let THE SHIT COME OUT as I will even LIE NAKED on the floor.

Don't be such an ASS as say I WANT TO FRENCH KISS YOUR ASSHOLE.

Filipino Kiss 

When you and your lover give each other an intimate smooch with your anuses
How are you and Lisa doing Josh?

We’re doing great man. She’s the one. The other night we did a Filipino Kiss. I tell you what Jerry, I went out and bought an engagement ring this morning.

National kiss levi day 

Its simple kiss levi

March 15
Today id National kiss levi day

assholykisselitis (ass/holy/kiss/e/lite/is)

When your dog, in order to scratch his ass, drags it across the carpet with his front paws up as if he is riding a motorcycle.
"Hey man -- check out my dog - he's got a bad case of assholykisselitis (ass/holy/kiss/e/lite/is). He looks like he's riding a motorcycle across the carpet."

Angel's Kiss 

Placing a damp piece of toilet paper against your butthole while jerking off.
Steve: Oh man I'm so stressed out

Tom: You need an Angel's Kiss buddy
Angel's Kiss by birdt November 13, 2018