The worst person to enter your life. He will single handedly ruin your life by gaslighting and lying to you. He is definitely not above 5’7. Has aggressive mommy issues that makes him foul to be around. Jake’s are narcissists who think they are right about everything and cannot listen to anyone but themselves.
by wasianbaddiekilla December 3, 2021
Get the Jakemug. an annoying little shit who doesn't do anything to brighten your day, looks like crash and eddie from ice age and can't hold a conversation with a girl. Stigs for attention but can't hold a blunt to save his life.
by Nuggiet June 29, 2020
Get the Jakemug. by Barbie girl12310 December 23, 2020
Get the Jake paulmug. by australia3 October 26, 2022
Get the Jake Mottmug. Jake is bad news. Usually older than who he hits up, sexy-bad boy-type shit which makes him attractive, but also unattractive because he knows that he’s cute, and he is a stoner. Brown hair, average height, not very strong. Surprisingly gets a lot of girls because of his smart comments and knows how to make girls fall for his little smirky grin. Did not used to be such a player but got his heart broken and closed his heart off in fear of getting hurt again.
Jake is not good news!
by hollaatme April 18, 2020
Get the Jakemug. anyone whos name is jake is definetley a diobolical dipshit , they will most definetly have some form of anger issues and will constanlty repeat the phrase 'i hope you die of cancer u mouldy nob' , their cock is as big as a ant , if u want to find someone called jake be sure to go to your local field and they will most likely be shagging a sheep while shitting in a cows mouth at the same time, oh and i forgot to mention the gay ass perm they have becos they think it will attract all of the clapped females in their class....if only they had a dad to tell them this does not attract females, they are also fat asf as they eat all the sheep after they shag them
anyone whos name is jake is definetley a diobolical dipshit , they will most definetly have some form of anger issues and we constanlty repeat the phrase 'i hope you die of cancer u mouldy nob' , their cock is as big as a ant , if u want to find someone called jake be sure to go to your local field and they will most likely be shagging a sheep while shitting in a cows mouth at the same time, oh and i forgot to mention the gay ass perm they have becos they think it will attract all of the clapped females in their class....if only they had a dad to tell them this does not attract females, oh and they are also fat asf as they eat all the sheep after they shag them...... my rant is over
by alfie_init September 19, 2021
Get the jakemug. the cutest guy around hes the bestest friend anyone could ask for if you ever get a chance to be his boyfriend and his bestfriend then you got lucky
by mjdolly April 4, 2018
Get the Jakemug.