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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

dead beat

A person in the child's life typically a older sibling or parent that does not do anything for the child.

The dead beat sister ran away to leave it on her younger brother to raise their youngest sister and brother after their parents died. Cus she didn't want to Have to spend anything on anyone but herself. She was so much of a burdens. Deadbeats man

by 459395 February 18, 2023

dead monke

a dead monke actually

i saw a dead monke the other day, did you?

by anonymous September 15, 2020

dead to rights

When Brad's got you really good, and there's no longer a way out of a situation. You're in his crosshairs.

Me: "Mom and I went for ice cream last night, and it was delicious, however when I got home I spilled some on my rug"
Brad: "I was with your Mom last night, so we know that wasn't ice cream on the rug."
Me: "Shit. Brad's got me dead to rights."

by mybusinesscardsaysfuckme August 4, 2022

parking dead

That unfortunate group of city dwellers, who were sleeping no more than 5 minutes ago, who are now going to move their cars because of alternate side parking rules. See also: The Driving Dead-those same individuals who now circle the block incessantly as they search for the hard to find spot.

I woke this mornng to join the legions of the Parking Dead.

by Dafodil city dweller September 16, 2015

dead yo

when you like die yo, body decomposes and you no longer exists.

you're just a burning memory.

THE END!

🗿: man dead yo, is eroded. fossilized, extinct like the dinos.

🐂: yet I'll remember your gaze that's rooted into my soul.

(*fly me to the moon playing in the background*)

by comrade susi wolf July 28, 2022

Dead ass

Commonly confused with “deadass” but it’s completely different. “Dead ass” refers to something that’s not serious.

Beastars is dead ass a bad anime.

by deadhass June 17, 2022