Apple tango

When you’re using the restroom and the poop on it’s way out is as wide as an apple causing you to wiggle in your seated position.

“bro is was pooping this morning and a large one made tore my butthole causing me to do the apple tango.”

by Butterscotch6969 March 20, 2021

Apple-ing

If someone 'Apples', is 'Apple-ing' or a game is 'Appled'. It means that the game has been broken by the player purposefully or accidentally while attempting to do something important within the game.

Person 1: 'Did you see that he appled Little Nightmares?'
Person 2: 'Yeah! He apples every single game he plays.'
Person 3: 'Why does he do so much apple-ing?!'

by athyena July 18, 2024

Bad apple friend

A Bad apple friend means a, bad friend or, a bad friend who does some annoying things or stuff that they done horrible to make you uncomfortable or, stop being their friend or telling you to stop and don't care about it.

Until they realize, they are a Bad apple friend.

Max is a Bad apple friend! He always be friendly with from the past but now, he's a bad friend.

I have a Bad apple friend right now.

I have 3 Bad apple friends.

by rainingcat666 March 10, 2024

Apple

Ummmmm an apple is a big red fruit. WHY ARE YOU LOOKING THIS UP!!!! It’s a juicy red small fruit, DUMB BOOTY!!!

Me: “Do you want an apple?”

Person: “ what is that?”
Me very disappointed: “......”

by Helen herhandez December 1, 2018

Apple

You actual idiot how do you not know what the hell an APPLE is. dummy

wtf happened in your childhood..who made you like this. its a APPLE my guy, a APPLE

by ewvikkilmao December 1, 2018

Apple-Knocker

-Noun-
One that knocks a apples off a surface, or from someones hand. Apple-Knockers are infamous for being at the front of the line at apple throwing contests, or anything that has to do with apples, they will be the first to do it.

*Knocks an apple out of someones hand*
"Hey! My apple!"
"Not my problem!"
"You apple-knocker!"

by iiDestiny December 4, 2017

apple

A red circle that's DELICIOUS AND NUTRITIOUS that should be eaten every day

Dude, I havn't eatenan apple yet today!

by bargebunk January 3, 2018