Michael

He has a small dick with no print

“Michael has a small pp yet he claims it’s so big and that he’ll whip it out, but it’s hmm🤏🏽.”

by @facts November 23, 2021

Michael Rapaport

A person lacking in brain capacity wherein they can't even see the obvious.

Boy, pass me the ketchup next to your plate.

I don't see it.

Boy, you a dumbass Michael Rapaport or something?

by FreePalestineNow November 19, 2023

michael okeefe

A very suicidal faggot that goes home and cry’s because his friends leave him out of stuff. He likes red heads that are younger than him and often buys nudes off of girl’s with I tunes cards.

Oh look at the guy hanging from a rope he must be a Michael Okeefe

by Gayboi565655 November 18, 2019

Michael Duff OUT

The expression Swansea City fans use when Duff loses a game

Swansea lost again, Michael Duff OUT.

by Krj97 October 21, 2023

michael kirshenbaum

Best.

Teacher.

Ever.

Michael Kirshenbaum is cool

by solskyn June 16, 2017

Michael Michael Motorcycle

An intensive sexual act where one homosexual man treats his partner like a motorbike. This includes topping the man while squeezing and twisting his testicles with maximum torque to replicate revving up the engine. The act can even go as far as doing routine oil checks on the man's rectal cavity and seat polishing which includes intensive backshots, resulting in maximum surface area ejaculation coverage.

Most partners will use full leather bondage suits in order to further replicate the motorbike appeal

Hey man, I was hoping to take my Michael Michael Motorcycle out of the garage tonight and go for a long drive!

by President KingKong Bundy October 24, 2024

michael murphy

has tangly hair and needs a new shirt

michael murphy needs to go shopping.

by michaelmurphysbiggestfans November 17, 2018