Kentucky Straight

What a non-straight person from Ohio who has internalized homophobia calls themself instead of their actual sexuality.
Bro, are you gay?

"No! I'm Kentucky Straight!"

Why didn't you just say 'straight'?
by MalMalfactor May 06, 2025
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Straight Seat

The empty seat purposely left between two guys at a public event (movie theater, sports game, etc.) so other people don't think they are gay and/or on a date.
"Dude, I don't want people here at the movies to think we're on a date or something."

"It's cool, bro. We'll leave a Straight Seat between us so it doesn't look like we're together."
by WERQ May 07, 2014
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small straight

Basically another way of saying "big gay"
"You have small straight"
by Exterminate_all_thots March 20, 2018
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Straight Shift

His truck isn’t an automatic, it’s a straight shift
by James Benito March 11, 2018
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Fat guy gets served by straight marine
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straight head

When a song is so good that the sensation of listening to it is the equivalent to receiving head. A term usually used by horny eboys
Person 1: hey did you hear that new gunna album?

Person 2: yeah its aight

Person 1: Damn, i thought it was straight head
by Enrone May 22, 2020
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