pounding your cane

Male masturbation. The act of jacking off.

Grandpa, this morning before breakfast I walked into the bathroom and I saw you "pounding your cane".

by Brine-Doppler December 1, 2009

Your mum gay

A phrase that will win you any roast battle. Unless the opponent says,”no u”

Timmy: “Hey loser want commit roast battle?

Jimmy:”Yes let’s go.”

Jimmy:”Well I might as well just end it here.Your mum gay”

Timmy:commits dead

by Vscos garbage October 9, 2019

pop your bottle

Punch a nigga in his shit ! Feel me pop that nigga noodle !

Im Pussy Nigga ? Sayless Im Bouta Pop That Fucking Bottle ! Matter Fact Gimme Me Kiss Nigga Muahhhhh Nigga ! pop your bottle

by Let Me Explain December 5, 2017

your dodgy uncle

He is the type of sexual predator that strokes your micro pp at family gatherings. His name is usually Steve or Bob and he wears chinos. You can tell by the outline under his lower abdomen that he is lacking. He usually has a 0.5-3 inch cock that is chubby and veiny. He is most likely your dad's brother and he has a neck beard. Don't type c in his search bar if you do get a hold of his computer because there are links and links of child pornography. He is unmarried and does not have kids because he cannot impregnate a 6 year old boy. His cum is usually yellow and taste like rotten pumpkins. You usually do not have the courage to own up and tell your parents he has been sexually harrasing you and slippig is pp in your tight pink bootyhole. When the family is gathered at the table for aunt Maries 90th birthday party your dodgy uncle will make sure he is beside you. He will finger your backside rub on that sweet thicc ass. Then he will purposely drop the fork just to take a pictire of your genitals

its been a while since I have your dodgy uncle since he has been imprisoned for walking into a hotel changing room and touching a young boys foreskin.

by AmongUsHamburgerSussyBalls November 27, 2021

Your Third Baseman

As a man, your third baseman is the only other man that you would a have a threesome with thus making it you, the girl and of course your third baseman. Most of the time this person would be you best friend, your bro, or someone you are close to and have known for a while. Your third baseman is someone who wouldn't judge and someone who you know that won't make it weird or awkward afterwards.

Girl: the only way I'm having a threesome is if its with two guys,
Guy: alright Im in
Girl: better get your third baseman

by theTrooper January 9, 2013

calm your noodles

basically calm the f*** down, chill out, take a breather.
It can also mean calm that noodle, noodle as in your penis.

Paris- OMG guys I have to do so much shit tonight, I'm going to be in over my head.
Sam- WOW why dont you CALM YOUR NOODLES...physco

by anonymousyahooligan112 May 27, 2009

powder your clam

Female masturbation

Stacey: Omg i just powdered my clam because Chad wouldn't do it for me
Carly: Lil pump will powder mine for me :)

Chad: Sorry i cant powder your clam tonight.

by EdgyCunt429 August 24, 2017