eat a dick up til you hickup

1. a way to cut someone off in the middle of a lie.
2. if you're eatting dicks until you get sick, you cant talk, and if you cant talk you cant lie.
KB said, man do you know how much money i got in the bank?

SBF said, yo man, eat a dick up til you hickup.
by Big Stone December 24, 2005
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This occurs when you are at a movie theater and are peacfully watching cars two eating baked beans you smuggled in to the theater. Then you are clumsy as fuck and spill the beans all over your fucking lap giving you third degree burns. Then, to add salt to the wound, a black teenager yells, "This nigga eating beans."
"Hey why did you take so much time off work?"
"Oh, I was eating baked beans while watching cars two and spilled them on my lap and got third degree burns, i knew i shouldn't have put them in the oven."
by sydthescyncekyd August 22, 2019
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A typical denial when caught munching the muff on the other side of the fence
Reporter: "Did you offer to perform cunnilingus on a female staffer?"
Rob Ford: “I’m happily married, I have more than enough to eat at home"
by asupercilious January 22, 2014
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This phrase is easier to understand if it is read as "You can't eat your cake, and have it too". Obviously once you've eaten your cake, you won't have it any more. Used for expressing the impossibility of having something both ways, if those two ways conflict.
He works so hard to pay for that fancy house of his that he never has any time to stay home and enjoy it.

Yeah, you can't have your cake and eat it too.
by bmiles October 01, 2006
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what you say when you see a duck, see someone murdering a duck, currently murdering the duck yourself or when you are eating a duck. Only the coolest people know this great saying by the Red Ducks
*sees someone eating a duck"
"a mans gotta eat, a ducks gotta die"
"your quite correct, the duck is dead; I am eating it"
by Red Ducks August 24, 2017
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Expression exclaimed out of frustration or elation. It also may be used as a derogatory adjective or noun, such as: "Hey Guerry, you crack-smokin', juju bean eatin' booboo!"
Hey Guerry, you crack smoking juju bean eating booboo.
by PHiSH September 15, 2014
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