1-2 mayweather

*Punches Ossian in the dick*
Ossian: What the fuck!
Me: Full Send.

Friend: I had to use the 3-4 Mcgregor on him.
Me: Bitch ass, the 1-2 Mayweather is clearly more surperior.

by 1-2 Mayweather January 26, 2018

Horny day 2

I didn’t get her nudes last night so I made this

This day is for if you didn’t get her nudes last night so here’s horny day 2

by Cool chad 29 April 16, 2020

2 am defeat

When you dint go home with someone on a Saturday night so you eat Totinos pizza rolls then jack off because you too horny and depressed to not.

im not coming into work man i had that 2 am defeat.

by Yournothomo February 1, 2021

type 2 retardation

The state in which one is so impeccably retarded that nobody wants to be around him/her.

Terry: dude have you SEEN Justin? He must have type 2 retardation because he can't do anything right.

by Caliberr February 10, 2014

Titanfall 2 Player

Better than call of duty

Hey look is a tjuwahfoi titanfall 2 player

by anonymous May 14, 2022

mario maker 2

Perfect game.

Me:”Will you buy Mario Maker 2 ?”
Random Kid:”no i only pley fortnite wat is Mario maker”

by Neo1277 February 17, 2019

Goody 2 shoes

A gay fat little pussy baby girl

A gay little pussy baby girl super gay being defined as a pussy pussyfoot LLLL Bozo being defined they are exactly extremely a gay fat little pussy baby girl being defined. This is to Christian my bitch as brother kys.being fat is meant for Christian I love that Christian is a goody 2 shoes

by Jabe_the_babe March 17, 2022