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simping & blues

A type of music generally sung from an African-American male point of view, generally falling in the R&B genre (but can include some blue-eyed soul as well), whose subject matter focuses on one or more of the following themes: 1) How wonderful life IS to have a certain current romantic partner (generally a woman), 2) How wonderful life WAS when one had a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 3) How horrible life IS NOW that one does not have a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 4) How horrible life WAS UNTIL one found a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 5) How horrible life WILL BE if or when one loses a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), or 6) How one will do anything it takes to keep a certain current romantic partner (generally a woman!). Popular R&B songs from the 1960’s through the 1990’s epitomize this (Such as songs from The Temptations, Barry White, Luther Vandross, and New Edition).
“Son, don’t put women on a pedestal. All that simping & blues music has you mighty confused as to how to act with them.” (OR) “Women expect too much from men these days because their expectations are set by all that simping & blues music.”
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An acronym for Squirrels In My Pants, the feeling you get when you really like somebody.
Friend 1 - " They got me feelin like I have Squirrels in my Pants"
Ryot - "You a simp, hoe"
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yea simps are garbo
"simps are no lifers"
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(Sucker Idolising Mediocre Pussy) Basically a person (usually a guy to a girl) who does nice things for.someone they like (usually involving the simp sacrificing their time,money e.t.c. ) in a desperate attempt to please them. The person does not often get with the simp afterwards despite all this
"Can you believe Abel donated 1000 to some Twitch streamer girl he likes"
"Damn...I always knew he was a simp."
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Idubz is a simp.
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You’re such a Ryan for wanting to date that girl even though you have no chance. Simp
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