Pumpkin Cream Roll

After kidnapping the most basic Ugg-wearing white girl you can find in Starbucks, the man places the girl on a blanket, covers her in pumpkin spice and then jizzes on her. Once fully coated he then proceeds to roll her tight and put her in the freezer to firm up for serving at the family Thanksgiving dinner.

Mom was so happy this thanksgiving.

Oh yes, especially after you gave her a slice of that amazing Pumpkin Cream Roll.

by SnartFartCart November 27, 2019

hold your roll

Someone who actually means Slow Your Roll and *just* misses it

A: Hold your roll, man!
B: Don't you mean slow your roll?
A: Shit.

by TSFAO February 20, 2017

Mongolian Tootsie Roll

When you take a steaming shit and wrap it in toilet paper, then place it on the top of the toilet for the next user to enjoy.

Jeff thanked me for the Mongolian Tootsie Roll I left him when we talked in the break room.

by Suspensee October 6, 2020

Vagina roll up

When a female farts and it rolls up through her vagina.

It smells like a vagina roll up in here.

I farted while sitting down and did a vagina roll up.

by K8 the gr8 holelicker December 1, 2017

Too rock'n roll

When things are just over the top, either too fast or too weird.. well when things seems jut too much for one's taste.

Amy "how was your job interview?"
Mathew:" well, no, I'd rather find something else, that was just too rock'n roll for me this job.."

by Chloë Maryon Aimer September 29, 2010

no roll away, no candy

What to say when somebody lands a skateboarding trick but doesn’t roll away, therefore it doesn’t count

“Dude I just landed a tre flip!”

“Hey man, no roll away, no candy”

by billisgrillis May 18, 2020

Roll Rage

When someone (Ahem... Jack Daniels) gets excessively pissed off when he/she rolls up the rim on a Tim Horton's coffee, and doesn't win a car (or any other prize)

Jack Daniels: 'FUCK! HOLY SHIT MAN! I WANTED THAT FUCKING CAR! FUCKKKKK...'
Boris: 'Whoa... She's got mad roll rage man'
Chem Prof: 'Uh... get out'

by R. I. April 2, 2008