Boy 1: Dude its my girlfriends time of the month and she wanted to have sex!
Boy 2: Shes such a california darby roll
Boy 2: Shes such a california darby roll
by waterbottle1999 April 27, 2015
by K8 the gr8 holelicker December 02, 2017
When one is nearing the end of intercourse, the two partners lay on their bellies, and the woman shoots period blood out to attract the male predator. The man proceeds to pounce on her back, thrusting his penis in her vagina and shooting a huge load into her as he rolls her like a crocodile performing a death roll.
Friend 1: Hey, wanna hang out?
Friend 2: Sorry I can't, my dick is immobilized because I performed the Mesozoic Death Roll on some bitch last night.
Friend 2: Sorry I can't, my dick is immobilized because I performed the Mesozoic Death Roll on some bitch last night.
by facefuckingheadpusher June 07, 2018
A casual romantic encounter comprised of making out and rolling around in bed in lieu of more serious sexual activity. It is normal to have a "type" one likes for jolly roll-arounds, and for this type to be different than what one normally lusts after or would consider girlfriend material.
by George O. May 08, 2007
When you eat a girl out after another guy has came inside her recently, the last guy's creampie ends up in your mouth
"My girlfriend's pussy tasted weird last night"
"Dude, I totally creampied her before you got home, you had a salty nut roll!"
"Dude, I totally creampied her before you got home, you had a salty nut roll!"
by Corset wearing gorilla January 18, 2016
After kidnapping the most basic Ugg-wearing white girl you can find in Starbucks, the man places the girl on a blanket, covers her in pumpkin spice and then jizzes on her. Once fully coated he then proceeds to roll her tight and put her in the freezer to firm up for serving at the family Thanksgiving dinner.
Mom was so happy this thanksgiving.
Oh yes, especially after you gave her a slice of that amazing Pumpkin Cream Roll.
Oh yes, especially after you gave her a slice of that amazing Pumpkin Cream Roll.
by SnartFartCart November 27, 2019
Clay Aiken: The poop just fell out of me this morning after I fell asleep at that gay bar last night.
Lance Bass: I'll bet they tootsie roll spaghettied you.
Clay Aiken: Awesome.
Lance Bass: I'll bet they tootsie roll spaghettied you.
Clay Aiken: Awesome.
by x94952 January 03, 2011