Clash of Personalities

A term your boss makes up as an excuse to avoid dealing with workplace bullying.

I see that you two just have a clash of personalities.

by Muskoka_Girl February 15, 2025

bestest person

Bestest person is another name for Hanna L.

-Hey Charlie, do you know what? Yesterday I got talk a little bit with the bestest person!
-The bestest person?
-Yeah you know , Hanna L.
- Aah man that's so sick!!!

by Smiskaren February 16, 2018

personal disappearance

The care we take with how we look, when there is no one to see us.

Saturday night in a city under lockdown, another date with her laptop. She brushed her hair and put on makeup, knowing that for the foreseeable future, she would be the only one to take pleasure in her personal disappearance.

by Monkey's Dad March 18, 2020

My Blue Person

blue is the person you met and instantly clicked with they're the sweetest, most genuine person you've ever laid eyes on. they walked into your life like they had always lived there, being in their presence brings out the best version of you.

You are my blue person.

by T-saurus January 10, 2025

could a real person survive

Could A Real Person Survive is a semi-satirical and semi-scientific look at the super moves of all your favorite fighting video games, and asks a very important and unnecessary question: Could a real person survive THAT?!

Layout for each Character Episode: Intro, Title, Super Move, CARPS Examination Playback, Outro, and Final Diagnosis

Green = Almost no injury
Yellow = Mild and lasting injury
Orange = Serious and life threatening injury
Red = Almost certain death

*There is the mulligan that there is an imagined medical team on stand by right outside of camera shot to treat the wounded.

At least 80 % of the time, the answer to “Could a real person survive THAT?!” is “No.”

by yrgh October 19, 2024

Good person detector

Did anyone catch the michelin jew's reference to me? Anyone? Because I said I had a charlatan detector... Get it? He read the thing. This. He read this.... I don't think he's a fan.... ☹️

Hym "Hahahahahahaha Good person detector!? Get it? Because he knows he's a charlatan and feels bad (kind of) so to console him, the michelin jew says that. You know who I'm talking about, right? Put a yamacha on the stay-puff marshmallow. Can you picture it? Do you see? You get it?"

by Hym Iam January 29, 2023

YOU are the prettiest person

You are the prettiest person, not me, not him, nobody but you. And you always will be the prettiest person, forever and ever.

my wife is the prettiest girl in the whole wide universe. YOU are the prettiest person.

by FlopsXAlis December 1, 2024