The person standing under your bed

Found in ohio, this entity loves pecan cookies. And won’t hurt you, they’re around 13 ft tall, approximately. They love small, and tight spaces, and are cat like. They’re safe creatures, and they’re diet is a omnivorous diet. Eating small dogs, and bats, but also plants, such as tomatoes, and eggplant.

Oh no, the person standing under your bed is back again!

by Susssy Baka 3736869 December 06, 2022

My personal information

Lmao I got you didn’t i

1: why the fuck would I ever leak my personal information online???
2: ye who does that?

by The_Mad_Doctor August 20, 2023

Pharisaic Personality Syndrome

A toxic personality style characterized by excessive pride in one's own virtue, a lack of empathy for the moral struggles of others, self-righteousness, hypocrisy, and a holier-than-thou attitude. This is most common with those who claim to be part of the Christian faith, but just use it as an excuse to be mean, hateful, and judgemental. The best treatment for a personality like this is understanding, empathy and most importantly, prayer.

The corrupt pastor of that church has a bad case of pharisaic personality syndrome.

by Dark Hood March 01, 2024

National slap the next person you see day

November 24

Hey Joe guess what day it is. What day? National slap the next person you see day *slaps*

by Dani sa November 24, 2020

thesaurus person

A person that unnecessarily uses big words in order to try to seem better than others.
Ex. "You must lack deductive reasoning, since you are unable to prove me wrong. Be quiet miscreant!"

Damn thesaurus person told me to "occlude my oral cavity"🙄

by intuitive-14-year-old December 10, 2021

Personal Liberty

The freedom of the individual to do as he pleases, limited only by the authority of politically organized society to regulate his action to secure the public health, safety, morals or/of other recognized social interests

The child had personal liberty before the streetlights go off.

by Have a nice day/night March 31, 2022

Pew Pew person

Someone who's obsessed with shooting/bombing things and or people. They can also be nicknamed Ms/Mr Pew Pew 💥

Example 1

Thomas: Have you watched Heathers
Lola: yeah my favorite character is the Pew Pew person

Example 2
Jake: Julia has been listening to pumped up kicks and talking about bombs all week...
Sam: Julia?.... You mean Ms Pew Pew?

by DonutOfFailure November 04, 2023