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Mac jack

Stealing a macbook from someone when they are not paying attention
Jimmy got mac jacked when he wasn't paying attention in class
by LostKeys666 September 16, 2009
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Jack Nolan

by Jack69069 September 14, 2017
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Jack Frost

When you freeze a bottle of lube and then use it to briskly stroke your shaft. Bonus points if you are sitting on the edge of a chair with your testicles hanging over a lit tea light candle on the floor. (Chestnuts roasting on an open fire)
Hey Dave, I dropped my bottle of KY Jelly in a snow bank and when I found it I gave myself a Jack Frost.
by Network Pathogen February 11, 2021
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Pull a Jack

The act of doing something that goes against all mortal logic and basic understanding aswell as denying the laws of physics.
This can take form in many different ways but most often is defined when great risk accompanies the action.
For example - Pinging an entire Discord with the Risk of an Asian superior overlord erasing the "Jack's" existence.
by TheLenTM October 18, 2019
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jack kelso

Cute amazing guy loves sports every sport he plays he is flawless at he is partially a nerd but is a great guy to hang out with gives you a great laugh every second you are around him.
"Jack Kelso is so amazing and so sexy"
by Gerald Shmitt February 14, 2018
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Jack-of-zion

Noun, cannot be used as an adjective.
A livly person who sometimes falls asleep in class. His Teachers make him do stuff for them, and he secretly attacks his brother. He once shot himself with a BB gun, and is scared for life.
"stop making fun of me!"-Jack-of-Zion himself
by Bob George January 12, 2005
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jack hax

a social engineer, a hacker, a genius.
typically whitehat, but adapts to the current situation's best interest. Greyhat, probably would be the term regarding him, but judging a book by it's cover never gets you past the first page.
"oh I love jack hax, also known as social, he helped me with my ex boyfriend."
by Social February 21, 2009
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