Crawford University

Crawford University can be defined as a school built, furnished and set up for the purpose of frustrating and depressing your life with rules that can make your life a living hell

Wow you look so crawfordy

Look at you all crawfordised

You attend Crawford University?...ohhhh

by Furious bird November 26, 2021

Thank the Universe

A non-religious, agnostic, atheist-friendly way of expressing "Thank God" or "Thank the Lord".

Thank the Universe, it's Friday!

Thank the Universe we don't have to work today.

Thank the Universe I finished my homework on time.

by LingDanc803 September 19, 2023

Universal Collision

When a series of unexpected and unpredictable events come crashing into your life in such a way that only the universe could orchestrate, thereby impacting your future in BIG ways.

My friend lost her job, her boyfriend broke up with her, and she got COVID. This universal collision happened which lead to her meeting the man who is now her husband in the hospital when she was sick.

by grace + determination July 18, 2023

university sorting

This is the process where universities are arranged in groups depending on the courses they have to offer, school fee amount and other differentiating factors.

His father used the University sorting to find the perfect school for him

by Chinwe uzoma February 17, 2023

University of Class-Less Americans

Short mocking term for UCLA, mostly chanted by people who aren't fond of them

I wonder if she's going to the university of classless americans?
your talking about UCLA right?
Duhhhhhh University of Class-Less Americans, i tell yah

by Asappp October 09, 2017

Cutest Bean in the Universe

Basically the person yu lub the most in the wurlddd~ Vewi smol, vewi coot n vewi perfect uwu <3

JAN OF COURSE <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
CUTEST BEAN IN THE UNIVERSE CUTESTBEANCUTESTBEANCUTESTBEANNNNNNNNN MUST WORSHIP THE JAN LORDS AHHHHHHHHH YU SHALL HAB A HEART ATTACK ONCE YU LAY UR EYES ON HEM SOMEONE HELP @-@

by amburned January 09, 2019

Whitehall University

A reference about person from the Columbus area, who think they are intelligent but in reality are financially unstable, poorly educated and try to make excuses for their failure in life especially on social media. Usually comes with childish and cowardice behavior.

Did you see that post that Jason made yesterday on Twitter? That’s so Whitehall University.

by Bemmy52 December 17, 2023