Valley Swim Club - Nestled at the bottom of Pikes Peak, just a stone throw away from Rock Ledge Ranch. This is the only private swim club on earth where drunk volley ball playing is expected almost every night while moving at a speed any faster than a walk is grounds for getting kicked out. The only thing worse than getting sunburned here due to long sun exposure in the hot June afternoons is having to walk barefoot across the rock covered parking lot that would usually be found in prison courtyards. Glass is not allowed at all but if you feel like bringing your kid who can’t follow a single established rule, then by all means, feel free! The lifeguards job of watching the other kids in the pool isn’t simply enough and they would proudly accept the duty of babysitting your misbehaving child for the 7 hours you leave them. The industrial sized grills provided to you will be the perfect way to feed your family on summer nights and when finished, please leave the gas on. Multiple signs will instruct otherwise, please disregard these. The VSC staff is always ready to welcome you on the raining, fourty degree afternoons, for you to swim, prompting them to sit in the rain and watch as you take your daily 43819728937 laps around the pool. It’s never a dull day at the swim club and the members invite you to bring your family as guests for a reasonable $5/person. Yes, this includes those who have never been in any body of water deeper that your home bathtub.
by VSC1111 April 03, 2018
used as an observation that someone else is in a difficult or unwelcome situation similar to one's own.
"if you're confused, join the club!"
by Arminkshipper May 20, 2025
Previously found under "Cindy Club." Characterized by a group of hot, smart, crazy girls, common ratio of blondes to brunettes 3:1. Standard behavior includes, but not limited to: hot breath therapy, slow rape, scissoring, unauthorized cannon balls, aversion to compromise, exaggerated meat consumption, general filth resulting from trust chair and noogy-ing, rotational babysitting, too high of knee, spontaneous karate, forcing others against their will to pee on pee, and a broad range of too-sexual.
Marsha woke up with sticky, with a sock in her mouth and a bruise on her ass. "Dammit, Sindy Club!" said Marsha. But secretly, Marsha wanted more.
by cocoandfriends October 25, 2014
The Hot Girls Club is a secret organization of all the hot girls you know. It is unknown how deep the club goes, but chances are if you know a hot girl they are involved with other hot girls and they are intertwined with knowledge of other guys, gossip, and current events.
"Ralph, Jessica is so cute! I saw her hanging out with Andrea at the watchtower the other day."
"Of course she's hanging out with Andrea. They're both hot, they're part of the hot girls club."
"Of course she's hanging out with Andrea. They're both hot, they're part of the hot girls club."
by Absurd_Alfred July 14, 2023
witch club or vvitch club is a secret members only online club and a cult created by hexxer it associates with witchcraft dark aesthetics and the worshipping of its creator
by joshondeathrow September 05, 2023
by Little Timmy boi September 26, 2021
A certain club that Shrek lovers are a part of. The club most commonly revolves around the "Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life" video series. On Fridays, all involved club members must wear their "swamp club outfits," aka a lazy day outfit with sweatpants.
by sidney.shrek October 19, 2017