I have more than enough to eat at home

A typical denial when caught munching the muff on the other side of the fence

Reporter: "Did you offer to perform cunnilingus on a female staffer?"
Rob Ford: “I’m happily married, I have more than enough to eat at home"

by asupercilious January 22, 2014

you can't have your cake and eat it too

This phrase is easier to understand if it is read as "You can't eat your cake, and have it too". Obviously once you've eaten your cake, you won't have it any more. Used for expressing the impossibility of having something both ways, if those two ways conflict.

He works so hard to pay for that fancy house of his that he never has any time to stay home and enjoy it.

Yeah, you can't have your cake and eat it too.

by bmiles October 1, 2006

a mans gotta eat, a ducks gotta die

what you say when you see a duck, see someone murdering a duck, currently murdering the duck yourself or when you are eating a duck. Only the coolest people know this great saying by the Red Ducks

*sees someone eating a duck"
"a mans gotta eat, a ducks gotta die"
"your quite correct, the duck is dead; I am eating it"

by Red Ducks August 24, 2017

crack smoking juju bean eating booboo

Expression exclaimed out of frustration or elation. It also may be used as a derogatory adjective or noun, such as: "Hey Guerry, you crack-smokin', juju bean eatin' booboo!"

Hey Guerry, you crack smoking juju bean eating booboo.

by PHiSH September 15, 2014

Eat a banana wit his/her foot

a way of comparing an african with their monkey counterparts

shes so black, she can eat a banana wit his/her foot

by rosie3293 January 17, 2009

So cute that I would eat you up!

A metaphor that means that something is so cute, well you would eat it up. Really, it’s pretty terrifying. A funny though is just thinking if this goes for every animal when the eat something.

Lion: this youngling is so cute that I would eat you up!
Antelopes: aw thank you, she gets it from her mommy
Lion: *proceeds to maul and brutally kill the baby*

by Hentai-Man, the Bamboozler. October 1, 2020

Why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea

A very funny, yet strange search recommendation found on www.Google.com. When one types 'why won't my p', Google anticipates you are going to ask 'why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea'. Try it yourself.

Person A: God damn, dude, why the Hell won't my p?

Google: You mean 'Why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea'? The fuck if I know! Search it anyway, you clueless motherfucker!

by Ocho the Shitface November 13, 2010