North Dakota numbing cream

The act of sitting on your hand for several minutes until it becomes numb. Once that occurs, you proceed to masturbate with it for immense pleasure and relief.

Today I rushed home from soccer practice in order to enjoy a North Dakota numbing cream

by Riccardo_Di_Leo September 18, 2025

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Milky Ice Cream

1. The poor man's Neapolitan ice cream
2. Ice cream mixed by a desperate man yearning for something different

im just gonna have to mix my own ice cream, its gonna taste weird cuz its gonna be mint chocolate chip, coffe and rocky raod, you know, some milky ice cream

by Metalpail April 14, 2008

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Cream space

A woman or man's face. More importantly when one is ready to "arrive".

Random guy: Man I was plowing the fuck outta this chick last night and then I pulled out and unloaded all over her cream space.

by MassiveDynamic January 8, 2016

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Indiana Cream Puff

When a man ejaculates into another man’s foreskin while docking, then sprinkles powdered sugar on the receiving penis and performs a fellatio.

Jimmy gave Tim an Indiana Cream Puff after the Nickelback show.

by CannoliBob September 6, 2025

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A rare mutation of the classic Cream Tea. This involves the act of the tea bagging taking place on the toilet (throne). The bagger must be stood on the seat, facing his partner, allowing for good dipping distance whilst the bag-ee is sat down. Bonus points are awarded for the act taking place beween second cousins.

“Ach, it got out hand at the wedding party last night, I ended up giving Naomi a Royal Cream Tea in the portaloos.”
“Your cousin Naomi?”
“Aye, probably one too many Jaegers, but at least thats ticked off now.”

by Dirk shufflebum March 19, 2025

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