Strawberries and Cream

When your girl is on her period but you're a romantic so slap down a towel and skip the condom. Upon climax, your semen gloriously mixes with her blood to create a special creamy dessert. Bon appetit!

Mark: Emma, I know you're on your period, but let's make some strawberries and cream and then go to Denny's for Strawberry pancakes.

Emma: This is why I love you

Mark: Where did we put that ugly beach towel?

by Mexican Nate October 20, 2020

Deer Lakes Ice Cream Cone

The sad and unfortunate condition of having small and uninteristingly pointy breasts. It plagues the lesser know regions of Pennsylvania.

Guy 1: Ew did you see that cashier at Shop n' Save?

Guy 2: You mean the one with the Deer Lakes Ice Cream Cones?

Guy 1: Thats her, that disgusting wench.

by DLRefugees November 4, 2012

Cream Cherry

to creampie a virgin

Guy1: So I had sex with this virgin yesterday and nutted all in her.
Guy2: You gave the ol cream cherry.
Guy1: Yup.
Guy2: Classy.

by Nate6969696969696969696 November 4, 2012

Cream Burrito

when a person takes apart an Oreo cookie, takes out the cream filling, rolls it up which resembles a burrito

"My Oreo split perfectly! So I'm going to make a cream burrito with it!"

by tl203 July 5, 2012

Kentucky cream

1. To shoot a load through a gap in the teeth of someone.

2. Receiving a blowjob from someone missing their front teeth until completion.

He gave that nasty rube a Kentucky cream in exchange for meth money.

by Shuck E Darns July 18, 2013

ice cream bra

when a man has a massive ejaculation and splashes it on his mate's boobs

damn foo cory gave jackie an ice cream bra,pretty nasty bro

by mattbahl September 20, 2013

cookies and cream milkshake

referring to the ejaculate of both a white and black man in a woman's mouth at the same time.

After giving stan and carlos both a blow job she had a cookies and cream milkshake.

by suburbanmommy February 24, 2012