apple

1) A FREAKING FRUIT ONLY A DOUCHEBAG WOULD SEARCH THAT
2) A computer system that has much better software than Windows.

1) Apple peels are coated with freaking wax! Who coats a freaking fruit with wax?
2) Apple user: Windows sucks. Windows user: No freaking way you say that. Apple's software is terrible. (Apple user kills Windows user)

by Handle can't be blank. May 3, 2014

Apple

An apple is object thats a food taht people eat when they are hungery Eli

Apple is yummy for tummy

by PopcornMcgee December 8, 2019

apple black

A western manga written and illistrated my Whyt Manga and distributed in Saturday Am. With 2 volumes of the manga with the 3rd said to be released in 2019

Gerry: Hey have you read Apple Black
Dinna: No you weeb

by Ghetto Professor June 14, 2018

Flobbing For Apples

The sexual act of farting out pellets while a female very sloppily eats your ass while blindfolded

I didnt really have to go, but she went flobbing for apples and was able to find herself a light snack

by Buckback Nasty January 10, 2019

apple pencil

apple pencil is a electronic pencil for ipads for rich people and its so dumb, why dont u use your finger?

"just connected my apple pencil to my ipad, the prices are so high"
"why dont u use your finger?"
"well i wasted all my money :|"

by yeetb01 September 14, 2022

pat the apple

Playing basketball or dribbling a ball, specifically a basketball.

I always go to the gym after work to pat the apple for a few hours with the guys.

by iSmithy November 2, 2019

Apple

An apple is a fruit, but also a company that makes phones. Thier phones are about as smart as an apple.

(Don’t fel offended by this, it is only a joke)

Apple fans be like:
Oh my god! A new phone model! *Buys it egen though it costs more than you should ever pay for a phone*
What they are thinking:
It is the same s**t as the last model, but i buy it anyways.

by Darth Meme November 24, 2019