Apple

A company founded by Steve Jobs. The company's originally famous for their
freakin' cool mechanical devices and laptops. Now almost every people uses their
brand. Although some faggots still uses Windows(believing that it will win from the
biggest competition), Apple will be taking over the technology of the world...soon.

APPLE: Use Apple! It's better and NEVER lags! It's faster than Windows!
WINDOWS: Don't listen to that faggot, use our product! Come on, what
do you open when you sleep at night?!
CUSTOMER: Um... a window?
WINDOWS: Damn right, now buy our product!

APPLE: What do you eat for breakfast?
CUSTOMER: Um.. Apple?
APPLE: Right, now buy our product. Anything to say, Windows?
WINDOWS: F**K you!!

by Herrickjunior November 27, 2015

Apple

A fruit which has different sizes and colours. Generally healthy.

I want to eat a large red apple.

by Fuckingsexygay69 September 13, 2018

apple

its a fucking fruit why the fuck are you looking up what an apple is go to fucking google or something and you know damn well what a fucking apple is you twat

its a fucking apple

by NydriAyo June 5, 2018

Rainbow Apple Slice

Better than Twygz at bedwars now, he has officially got good.

Maybe one day I will be Rainbow Apple Slice

by zyxoelv March 22, 2021

Apple Roulette

A game where you get an apple and take turns smacking an apple against your forehead until the apple explodes.

Let’s play apple roulette and hope we don’t get brain damage.

by Idoit lozer February 8, 2023

Apple Jack

When you stick an apple up your ass and start jacking off

Paul: bruh my gf just broke up with me..
Phil: hey its okay buddy, just apple jack and you'll feel better

by Sneakpuppies July 24, 2022

Slavic Apple

The act of sucking on a ballsack until it turns red.

She gave me a Slavic apple.

by kd_whoever October 5, 2025