Sam

The handsomest boy in the whole world that I will never stop loving

I don’t deserve Sam because he’s too perfect
Sam is my future husband

by Myherba June 22, 2023

sam grasso

works at bunnings

Tradie: im gonna go to bunnings to get tools

Person: ha youre sam grasso

by noonga2minda November 6, 2019

SAM

Super fine

Amazing

My favorite

You looking like a SAM today.

by Mahharg March 3, 2020

Sam

A Sam is the type of guy to cheat on you but say he won’t. A Sam is the type of guy to date you and move on in 3 days. A Sam askes girls for nudes thinking it’s a joke. If you know a Sam stay away he might end up punching you in the throat. A Sam is a self centered 2 foot tall asshole. His relationships are always toxic and blames in on the other person but when in reality he’s the problem because he’s secretly gay and will never admit it cause his chode is so small only a slutty girl would want it. If you know a Sam watch out he might ruin your life in 2 seconds... well at least he thinks he can.

“Ew Sam? He’s so gross”
“I know he’s such a dickhead

by truthhurtsbitch March 24, 2020

Sam

One man army

Sam gonna kill us all

by Dale Brady January 29, 2022

Sam Powel

The biggest forehead known to man. It's an urban legend that the original planes were landed on it. America has declared war on Sam Powel as the oil levels are through the roof.

I reckon I could land a minicomputer on Sam Powel.

by Yetteus May 25, 2022

Sam

Samantha is a girl who usually copies her friends, and wants to be better than who she is. She tends to try to make herself more interesting by lying. She uses her friends for money, and gossips about them whenever she can. She always brings up her friends in every conversation she can in a negative way, she is pretty and nice but a snake. She steals money, jewelry, jokes, and clothes. She twists words into bad ways. She wants to ruins people’s lives and reputations. She likes to do this to the people she knows and likes best. Do not be a friend with a Sam, unless you know she never lies.

???: I’ve told you to stop lying, or else i won’t be your friend anymore
Sam: ok, i promise

the next day.

friend 1: Sam is starting to tell me horrible stuff about you
friend 2: Hey, *friend 1’s name* get away from him/her! She’s a terrible person!
???: but that isn’t true!!
friend 2: well Sam would never lie to us!!! I’m gonna tell everybody to not be your friend! you heartless brat!!

by JamieGorl27 October 27, 2019