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Police Officer: Your Daugter just had a hart attack and plowed into a school bus full of honor role kids. They both tumbled off of a cliff and landed on a poorly constructed orphanage...

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by DjHooker May 16, 2023

K&K RECORDS

K&K RECORDS is an indiependent non-profit record label founded in Sweden.

I'd love to get signed by K&K RECORDS

by notk@sweden May 18, 2023

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you whrere bored so you spamed shit

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by khcguufsjdgsduhgjusdfaghbgsdgb May 28, 2023

q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

When somebody gets so bored that they type "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm" with spaces in-between every letter

Hey John! Try typing "q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m" in Google

by qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplomkinjubhyvgtcfrxdrzseawq June 7, 2023

K-Power

An ethereal energy emitted from a deep, elongated belly button hole.

Don’t show off your k-power in the workplace; that is inappropriate.

You really blew me away with that dance of yours and that added zest of k-power.

by Grammar_monster June 12, 2023

K

The eleventh letter of the alphabet

Kill yourself

by Kill Yourself Retard June 17, 2023

k-weed

Take ketanin and smoke weed, so that you're a k hole, but it's a weed hole, and you can't move for like an hour or so, then you wake up with the most badass munchies and devour all the food that was meant to last you the whole festival

Hey chocolate medal guy, do you wanna do k-weed?

Obviously dude, stupid question!

by Dahlmer June 29, 2023