The Universe

A very big space full of a lot of nothing and some other weird shit. Like big rocks, balls of fire, balls of gas, chunks of ice, and objects so massive that even light can't escape. Its pretty cool, but also kind of unnecessary. Especially when life got added. Like existence is pointless enough, but now there are animals, and some of them are hairless apes smart enough to realise how pointless and unnecessary existence is, and how much easier it would be if none of this junk was here to begin with. Some think they know how it works and while science has discovered alot we still have no idea how big the universe is and its seemingly impossible to do so. Its billions of years old, and used to be alot smaller. Eventually all the energy will be evenly spread out across the universe so that energy wise its the same as at the start. This is known as the heat death of the universe.
Its also possible the universe is fake and nothing is real.

The universe does not care about you, your feelings, your ability to understand it, your fantasies about it, the fact that you exist, the fact you will one day stop existing, the fact that it exists, or even the fact it may stop existing one day. The closer you look at it, the less sense it makes because your brain isn't built for understanding objects as probability clouds, or time and space as one thing.

by ColourOutofSpace May 25, 2021

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Universal donor

In the proofreading business, a document that is full of typographical errors, aka, “typos.” The expression is a play on the concept of the so-called universal blood donor: type O being the blood type that can be donated and transfused to anyone regardless of their blood type, a “universal donor” document is … chock full of Type Os.

Chad, take this universal donor back to your desk and fix all the typos and misspellings, jeez.

by FitofPeak June 12, 2021

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Miles Cinematic Universe

The Miles Cinematic Universe (MCU) is a world I created based on the storylines I made up from Miles Heizer's soundcloud songs.

The Miles Cinematic Universe is so much better than the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

by cynicalwish March 23, 2022

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by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 5, 2025

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Czech Technical University in Prague

One of the best universities in Czech Republic, you know the country where Beer is cheaper than water. It is currently 454th best university in the world according to the QS world rankings. While it is good academically (Mostly) it is shit in social life at least in FIT (Faculty of Information Technology). When you are in CTU say goodbye to your social life because it is going to be filled in lessons and trust me they won't look you in the eye when you failed the semester. Especially in FIT. If you are in FIT you are pretty much fucked.

-Hey, Where do you study?
-Czech Technical University in Prague.
-Which Faculty?
-Faculty of Information Technology.
-Oh so you have no life and you are pretty much fucked, great.

by Iron1984 May 21, 2024

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