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Surf And Turf Rule

This is a principle of common courtesy when a person is asked out on a date by another.

When person 1. orders steak and lobster or another "surf n turf" item, when person 2. is paying, then the "Surf n Turf" rule dictates that person 1. have sex with person 2.

This can also apply to vacations, such as a girl being invited by a guy to his private cabin in the Aspen mountains. Unless they are related, rule dictates she must have sex with him.

To break this rule is to be forever known as a bitch or a dick.
"Damn dude what a bitch!"

"Why?"

"I paid for the both of us to go to Hawaii and not once did she even give me a courtesy blow job."

"Damn dude, what a bitch."

"Yeah total violation of the surf and turf rule"
by TheRealJohnno August 18, 2012
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20 foot rule

When a girl looks hot from a distance, but when you see her at 20 feet or less, she turns out to be butt ugly. Usually leads to ackward moments
Friend 1: Dude that chicks hot, I'm gonna go talk to her
Friend 2: Nice
*10 seconds later*
Friend 1: Uhhhhh, 20 foot rule
Friend 2: Hahaha noob
by 980069 July 26, 2006
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Two zone rule

When a girl with whom your are in a relationship with is at a distance greater than that of two time zones away, exclusivilty regarding sexual relations no longer exists.
Bru! You can totally bang that shit. Your girl is more than two time zones away so the two zone rule makes that not even cheating.
by Walla_B August 15, 2012
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Three Day Rule

Applies to any food in the house. If someone claims it as theirs, but doesn't eat it within three days, it's fair game.
Wife: Hey, you ate my leftover pizza!
Husband: Sorry babe, three day rule.
by Moe Biscuits May 28, 2006
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Rule Thirty-Desu

If it exists there is a Japanese version of it.
Hey man have you tried the Japanese pirate bay?

Is there a Japanese pirate bay?

Rule Thirty-Desu. There's a Japanese everything.
by writerguy May 9, 2016
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Sock rule addendum

As the true creator of the rule not like the imitators, i’d like to clear some things. First thing first wearing 1 sock doesn’t change anything it’s still gay, that’s the law. Second thing, all those who claim to be the true creator are wrong I created this rule back in 2013 as a joke with my friends. I posted it back in 2018 to stop people from claiming it and changing the rules. So remember keep those socks on unless you like cock! Love- no socks
Sock rule addendum. It’s gay if you’re not wearing socks. See Sock rule for further clarification.
by No socks November 9, 2021
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saw it first rule

This rule states that anyone who sees an object or person first before any other party sees it has the right to that object. This overrules all dibs or other forms of object possession rules.
John: Dude!! Did you see that hot chick last night? I got her number and we're totally gonna hook up.

Ryan: I saw her first dude! You can't do that. I call saw it first rule

John: Woah, sorry Bro.I didn't know, she's all yours
by SaskiaD August 6, 2014
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