A small liberal arts college situated in Tacoma, Washington. Referred to as UPS, Puget Sound, or The Puge by its students. Said students love insisting how they are all "So QuIrKy AnD dIfFeReNt" when in reality, they can all be categorized as:
1). Pretentious Bay Area snobs who couldn't get into University of Washington and love cosplaying poor whilst posing Instagram stories of their lavish spring breaks in Phuket.
2). White women (and some men) who flaunt how liberal and anti-racist they are, despite making some highly questionable/disconnected comments regarding people of color and getting offended if anyone where to dare point out their very obvious social privilege.
3). Men who delusionally think that feminism is a myth and consent is optional whilst wearing crop tops and pretending to be gay/bisexual for the sole purpose of sleeping with women.
4). Everybody else (people of color, trans people, disabled people, etc.) who got lured into coming to Puget Sound due to the so-called "progressive campus culture" and scholarships that will only be revoked within a couple of years.
The campus is notoriously cliquey; students are united by the common UPS culture of being nice to your face and gossiping behind your back. Social events are few and far between, especially if you don't like second-rate parties and excessive drinking. Greek Life is an entirely separate bubble from the rest of campus full of petty drama, social engineering, and cultish fervor.
1). Pretentious Bay Area snobs who couldn't get into University of Washington and love cosplaying poor whilst posing Instagram stories of their lavish spring breaks in Phuket.
2). White women (and some men) who flaunt how liberal and anti-racist they are, despite making some highly questionable/disconnected comments regarding people of color and getting offended if anyone where to dare point out their very obvious social privilege.
3). Men who delusionally think that feminism is a myth and consent is optional whilst wearing crop tops and pretending to be gay/bisexual for the sole purpose of sleeping with women.
4). Everybody else (people of color, trans people, disabled people, etc.) who got lured into coming to Puget Sound due to the so-called "progressive campus culture" and scholarships that will only be revoked within a couple of years.
The campus is notoriously cliquey; students are united by the common UPS culture of being nice to your face and gossiping behind your back. Social events are few and far between, especially if you don't like second-rate parties and excessive drinking. Greek Life is an entirely separate bubble from the rest of campus full of petty drama, social engineering, and cultish fervor.
The University of Puget Sound is a great school if you are rich, white, cisgender, and fully-abled!
I went to University of Puget Sound because they gave me a really good scholarship. Too bad they raised the cost of tuition so high that the scholarship doesn't even matter!
Here at the University of Puget Sound, we believe that SA survivors should get no support or justice whatsoever, because that requires us to make an effort for our students!
I went to University of Puget Sound because they gave me a really good scholarship. Too bad they raised the cost of tuition so high that the scholarship doesn't even matter!
Here at the University of Puget Sound, we believe that SA survivors should get no support or justice whatsoever, because that requires us to make an effort for our students!
by InbhirNis July 6, 2025
Get the University of Puget Soundmug. by mercerdrunk January 23, 2014
Get the mercer universitymug. Athens State University is an Alabama public state university. It was founded on December 9, 1822. Originally, Athens State was four year residential campus with greek life and sports. However, gradually over time they got rid of these and today it is a 2 year upper level only campus.
S1: I'm going to Athens State University!
S2: Isn't that school very boring?
S1: Yes, but I am saving a ton of money! And I can keep my part-time job. Go on buddy, go to your expensive school.
S2: Isn't that school very boring?
S1: Yes, but I am saving a ton of money! And I can keep my part-time job. Go on buddy, go to your expensive school.
by LittleCheezDog June 2, 2016
Get the Athens State Universitymug. A law which states that: given sufficient time, some internet user, somewhere, will have posted elaborate arguments for one person, thing, idea or phenomenon being the cause of all of the world's modern day problems. The argument is likely far-fetched.
Joe: Man, the Middle East is getting crazier every day.
Matt: I read a great article the other day about how Middle Eastern instability is primarily caused by Western expectations of gender-role conformity. That also causes income inequality, Donald Trump, and government corruption.
Joe: The only thing you just proved is that Stack's Law of Universal Causality is true.
Jessica: OMG! Why are there so many starving children in Africa.
LeJuana: You see, when you get down to it, Islamic extremism is the primary cause of global hunger, and our poor stock-markets!
Jessica: How do you know that?
LeJuana: I read a tell all article on it at WorldWithoutReligion.com!
Jessica: That's just Stack's Law of Universal Causality at work.
Matt: I read a great article the other day about how Middle Eastern instability is primarily caused by Western expectations of gender-role conformity. That also causes income inequality, Donald Trump, and government corruption.
Joe: The only thing you just proved is that Stack's Law of Universal Causality is true.
Jessica: OMG! Why are there so many starving children in Africa.
LeJuana: You see, when you get down to it, Islamic extremism is the primary cause of global hunger, and our poor stock-markets!
Jessica: How do you know that?
LeJuana: I read a tell all article on it at WorldWithoutReligion.com!
Jessica: That's just Stack's Law of Universal Causality at work.
by GreatHillOfTara August 1, 2016
Get the Stack's Law of Universal Causalitymug. by SapperJumpmaster June 10, 2020
Get the Center of the Universemug. where the most diverse personalities can all get along.
a school automatically can become number one.
donde las personalidades más diversas pueden convivir.
una escuela puede convertirse automáticamente en la número uno.
Mire, no estoy bromeando en la UNIVERSIDAD ESTATAL DE SAN FRANCISCO, vi a una NIÑERA Y NIÑO CISCO saliendo y, además de eso, estalló una GUERRA DE IDIOMAS sobre las MAMÁS, la palabra "qué hacen estas personas en el WPP" como se apretó en algún lugar entre el DIMPLE WHIPPLE y la gente de WB como este ZEXY FLORIDIAN de ORLANDO ha estado parado frente a este SECADOR ahora durante veinte minutos y apagándolo y encendiéndolo, ¿alguien tiene algo que AGREGAR a este VIAJE ESPACIAL HISTÓRICO y siempre que está ocurriendo aquí como NASA? Seguro que sabe cómo DIVERTIRSE.
Voy a ser SUCCINTO Y CONTINUO, ya que este CHICO DE YAHOO DICE "EL TRABAJO APESTA", así que aquí en la UNIVERSIDAD DEL ESTADO DE SAN FRANCISCO, ya que hay PROCESAMIENTO AUTOMÁTICO DE DATOS por parte de estos INGENIEROS DE FRAT súper avanzados INGENIEROS y sí, WPP tiene el resto del La carga de SEdap en cuanto a MASTICAR A LA PAR, ya que resulta ser este hecho, como se puede DECLAR, "ES LA FRATERNIDAD", pero GIRAR BÍBLICAMENTE el (SOR) o (R) It (Y) ejecuta EL SHOW.
Live translation
AARON "POWATSON" PECKHAM"
a school automatically can become number one.
donde las personalidades más diversas pueden convivir.
una escuela puede convertirse automáticamente en la número uno.
Mire, no estoy bromeando en la UNIVERSIDAD ESTATAL DE SAN FRANCISCO, vi a una NIÑERA Y NIÑO CISCO saliendo y, además de eso, estalló una GUERRA DE IDIOMAS sobre las MAMÁS, la palabra "qué hacen estas personas en el WPP" como se apretó en algún lugar entre el DIMPLE WHIPPLE y la gente de WB como este ZEXY FLORIDIAN de ORLANDO ha estado parado frente a este SECADOR ahora durante veinte minutos y apagándolo y encendiéndolo, ¿alguien tiene algo que AGREGAR a este VIAJE ESPACIAL HISTÓRICO y siempre que está ocurriendo aquí como NASA? Seguro que sabe cómo DIVERTIRSE.
Voy a ser SUCCINTO Y CONTINUO, ya que este CHICO DE YAHOO DICE "EL TRABAJO APESTA", así que aquí en la UNIVERSIDAD DEL ESTADO DE SAN FRANCISCO, ya que hay PROCESAMIENTO AUTOMÁTICO DE DATOS por parte de estos INGENIEROS DE FRAT súper avanzados INGENIEROS y sí, WPP tiene el resto del La carga de SEdap en cuanto a MASTICAR A LA PAR, ya que resulta ser este hecho, como se puede DECLAR, "ES LA FRATERNIDAD", pero GIRAR BÍBLICAMENTE el (SOR) o (R) It (Y) ejecuta EL SHOW.
Live translation
AARON "POWATSON" PECKHAM"
Look I am not kidding at SAN FRANCISCO STATE UNIVERSITY I saw a NANNY AND CISCO KID dating and on top of that a LANGUAGE WAR broke out about MUMS the word " what do these people do in the WPP "as it squeezed somewhere between the DIMPLE WHIPPLE and the WB people as this ZEXY FLORIDIAN from ORLANDO has been standing in front of this BLOW DRYER now for twenty minutes and turning it off and on as does anybody have anything to ADD to this HISTORICAL as well as always SPACE TRAVEL going on here as NASA sure knows how to have FUN.
I am going to be SUCCINCT AND TO THE POINT as this YAHOO GUY SAYS "WORK SUCKS" so here at SAN FRANCISCO STATE UNIVERSITY as there is AUTOMATIC DATA PROCESSING by these super advanced FRAT ENGINEARS ENGINEERS and yes that WPP has the rest of the SEdap burden as to CHEW AT PAR as it happens to be this fact as can be STATED , "IT'S THE FRATERNITY" but BIBILICALLY SPIN the (SOR)o(R)It(Y) runs THE SHOW.
He's the MAN of SAN FRANCISCO STATE UNIVERSITY the WPP-WB together asclots of baggage understand BUTT WE ALL D00!!!!
I am going to be SUCCINCT AND TO THE POINT as this YAHOO GUY SAYS "WORK SUCKS" so here at SAN FRANCISCO STATE UNIVERSITY as there is AUTOMATIC DATA PROCESSING by these super advanced FRAT ENGINEARS ENGINEERS and yes that WPP has the rest of the SEdap burden as to CHEW AT PAR as it happens to be this fact as can be STATED , "IT'S THE FRATERNITY" but BIBILICALLY SPIN the (SOR)o(R)It(Y) runs THE SHOW.
He's the MAN of SAN FRANCISCO STATE UNIVERSITY the WPP-WB together asclots of baggage understand BUTT WE ALL D00!!!!
by MAJOR OCCURRENCE August 16, 2022
Get the SAN FRANCISCO STATE UNIVERSITYmug. An idiom, used to describe a university with lack of basis to teach the students a subject. In addition, "Maashg Kurdish University" is used as a derogatory term for a person who lacks basic knowledge of topic, subject and so on.
Andrew: "Server made in Maashg Kurdish University".
Otto: "bro studied English at Maashg Kurdish university @sarge".
Otto: "bro studied English at Maashg Kurdish university @sarge".
by theone202020 April 11, 2025
Get the Maashg Kurdish Universitymug.