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Why does the universe have 2 sides?

Oh! Sabine! OK! Remember how I said that the universe cannot come from nothing because it violates Newtons 1st law of motion?
Hym "So, why does the universe have 2 sides? Well, let me ask you this: Is the splatter... Of the matter... Consistent... WITH A COLLISION COMING FROM THE DIRECTION OF THE EMPTY SECTION OF THE UNIVERSE!? RIGHT? What if... The BANG... Of the big bang... Is a collision with another singularity!? Right!? So... Imagine a water balloon filled with marbles floating in space. The water is made of space-time. The marbles are made of all of the elements of the universe. Right? Now... Imagine that water balloon getting slammed into by another water balloon (presumably also filled with marbles). Now imagine watching that collision in slow motion. What happens to the marbles? It's not exact but you see what I'm saying, right? Because it's not marbles and water it's 'space-time' and 'matter' and the laws of the universe lead the matter to do whatever it does. Right? We've been hit! Where'd we get hit from? SABINE! Calculate direction and trajectory! And prepare to return fire!"
by Hym Iam March 2, 2025
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University of San Francisco

A liberal arts diploma mill often confused with University of Southern Florida, UCSF, or SFSU—so much so that “CA” has to be added to clarify it’s just USF, an overpriced private school with minimal campus life. There’s little sense of community, our Donaroo is hit-or-miss, and for parties, you’re better off at SFSU. USF boasts about diversity, even tho it’s mostly Midwestern liberal pick-me girls and ultra-wealthy Chinese international students who barely speak English but could afford to put your whole family in their sweatshops back home.

The student body is a mix of self-righteous progressives, moody rich kids, and trust fund babies, with about 10% actually down-to-earth. Any non-liberal opinion will get you side-eyed, and most students slowly realize their $80K tuition wasn’t worth it. Maybe some are still just coming off Adderall. Hard to tell.

Faculty mostly understand the tuition scam and avoid expensive textbooks—unless you’re pre-med or law, in which case you already messed up. The admins, mismanages funds, underpays staff, and faces constant janitorial strikes. Dorms are bare-bones (“minimalist”), cafeteria food is bland, and sports are irrelevant.

The only perks? The location and an alumni network full of rich, old-school Italian- Catholics who don’t care about USF’s so-called values. You’ll wish you’d gone to a state school.
The University of San Francisco maybe be hilariously liberal, but at least we’re sleepy enough to not be Berkeley
by OldSchoolFool February 24, 2025
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university picnic

(n.) an event characterized by the intake of pizza, beer, and marijuana while lounging on the floor of a room; (v.) to engage in a chairless picnic of pizza, beer, and marijuana in a sparsely appointed room, such as a cheap studio apartment or dorm room.
They kicked through the half-emptied growlers and greasy pizza boxes left over from the university picnic to get to the bed, high as hell, nestling under wool blankets to finish the peerless finale of Gravity Falls.
by Adabeie July 11, 2016
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Universal Accomplice

A universal accomplice is an individual that helps demolish internal and external ablest beliefs systems. They promote self-reliance and interdependence consciously.
When people are aware of other individuals needs and take action to support them they can be called an universal accomplice .
by The Brassknucklebeauty October 17, 2021
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Universal Foot

A severe ailment pertaining to a painful foot cramp, and in some cases, shoulder and neck aches/cramps, due to standing or walking for long periods of time, often compounded onto with the scorching heat of the sun. This ailment usually applies to people who go to Universal, due to long lines in certain rides, which requires people to stand for long periods of time.
Ben: Hey man how was your trip to universal?
Erik: It was great, except for when I left with a bad case of Universal Foot.
by killtryray August 17, 2021
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