Straight Man Syndrome

(as a gay man) When only straight men seem to hit on you.
OR
(as a gay man) When you only seem to have crushes on straight men.

Me: Jessica, I have straight man syndrome.
Jessica: What? there’s another one?

by Raizkii April 14, 2025

super straight

dumb

what you should do if youre ever unfortunate enough to meet one
idiot: im super straight
you: EW *spits on them*

by hanakosbestiee March 12, 2021

Straight spy

Straight spy is a name commonly used by Tik Tok users to address a straight person who is not on the straight side of Tik Tok but ended up on the Gay side. Straight spies are usually very supporting and easygoing individuals that are interested in the Gay community and in the content that is usually associated with them.

Person: You're on the Gay side of Tik Tok, right?
Straight spy: Yeah, I am.
Person: So you're gay?
Straight spy: No, I am straight.
Person: So how did you end up on the Gay side?
Straight spy: I'm simply a Straight spy.

by aquxertha July 1, 2020

how to be straight

crowd yourself in women or men depends on your sexuality and ask them all out then boom!! u prooved ur straight:,)

“im so fucking gay..;(im gonna crowd myself in girls and kiss them all!, wow! im straight now! i hope..” and thats how to be straight!

by anonymous August 2, 2021

Super Straight

A more intense word for a person who is 100% straight and totally not closeted.

Person 1: Hey, are you gay?
Person 2: Nah, I'm super straight, I only like women.

by InternationalViagra October 24, 2023

Straight Challenged

A Homo that cannot accept that fact that he is a Homo. Could be used to describe a Lesbian, but I prefer Carpet Muncher.

Gary - "I know I haven't been with a woman in 3 years! I'm trying to find the right one!"

Shaun - "You own 58 pairs of shoes and drive a Beetle, obviously you are Straight Challenged and need to just come out"

by inmijd May 31, 2011

Straight head

When a man asks another man for head. But they’re wearing Socks

“He just asked me for straight head!!!!”

*panic*

by Hellokittyemobitch July 19, 2020