Sam

A sexy guy. Super attractive, king, and has an super long dick. Everyone wishes they could be like Sam. Sam is also dominant, and is a natural leader. Will protect his loved ones, and fight against evil. His dick is so long.

#1: Woah its Sam
#2: God he has a big dick
#1: I wish I was like Sam, I would die to be like him
#2: Then go ahead
#1:*fucking dies*

by JeffBesos June 15, 2022

Sam

when you are in love with your best friend

i’m in love with Sam—Charlie

by boobssssssss April 18, 2023

Sam

Sam is a funny guy that also has diabetes

did you know that sam has diabetes?

by kurt shupner December 4, 2022

Sam The Cat

A cat meant to live with at least 5 children; minimum 2 dogs and a horse

To qualify for Sam the Cat, you must first have 5 kids.

by Omnipreuneurdort March 10, 2021

Sam

A woman who makes Fud the Stud a happy man. She is vegan and has a lovely dog named Basil. She has not one, not two, but THREE CHILDREN, and still manages to stay calm on a daily basis. She has red hair as she is 50% Elmo and a 'mullet'. She is very caring and giving and puts other people before her.

"She's vegan? And has red hair too? Yep, she's definitely called Sam."

by freggythesexhaver August 30, 2022

sam-hash

Term used to 'covertly' communicate one's opinion on the attractivenss of another human being, a roundabout phrasing of "smash". Can be used in many circumstances, as part of a sentence or as a stand-alone exclamation. Partciularly useful in the presence of girlfriends/wives and preferable to "I'd plow that into the ground".

Silent 'h' is preferable to achieve the desired effect, leaving the sound of 'Sam-ash'

1. On seeing an attractive piece of biatch flesh in the street,

John: "Sam-Hash!"
Girlfriend: "What???"
John: "Just remembered someone's name from work."

2. Guy 1: "Would Sam-Hash. Defintiely Sam-hash."

Guy 2: "Smashtastic. A solid smash out of smash"

by Sirty1000 April 27, 2011

Sam

An absolute simp that froths over every girl he meets only to cry in the corner when he needs to engage in conversation with them

If you want to get far don't be a sam - William Shakespeare

by MassiveCock.com June 11, 2021