Frail as shit

one who is incredibly weak and submits to tasks such as baking, cooking or cleaning. frail as shit also refers to a lack of physical strength and inability to stand up for yourself

Bobby: I'm hungry, make me a sandwich.
Katie: Fine, what kind
Bobby : Doesn't matter, but make it quick
Katie leaves
Dan: Damn, katie is frail as shit

by divergentthinking June 14, 2011

Shit and Run

To take a shit in a very quick fashion. In and out of the stall in minutes, rarely involving excessive wiping.

I had to leave in the middle of that test for the bathroom, luckily it was a shit and run. I barely missed any time.

by Doctor Gels September 22, 2011

Shammy shits

Getting diarrhea immediately after drinking a shamrock shake.

Hey boss can't come into work today I have the shammy shits, the mintyness burns my anus.

by Mr.GordonPlow February 18, 2021

Shit Donkey

A thing you say when you want someone to come back but in a very demanding tone. Kellen said that at Larado Taft when that weird-ass Jimbow guy decided it was a good idea to run away from him.

Kellen: Come back here you shit donkey
Jimbow: K

by DomEatsToblerone January 14, 2022

Shitting up

Verb, used interchangeably with "fucking up". Mostly in regards to destroying something that otherwise would be well organized.

Pinterest only exists for shitting up Google image search results.

by Hyperi0us October 13, 2021

shit-mane

Completely benign space filler, usually spoken before an actual response has been formulated by the coonversationalist.

Subject A: "Wattsup yo?"
Subject B: "Shit-mane.. notta damn thing."

by leeric October 4, 2004

Shiver Shits

A large movement of the bowels so intense that it causes the individual to shake with euphoria.

"Dude I had the best shiver shits last tonight. It felt like Tinkerbell stuck her wand up my ass."

by stlnastyfuzz November 23, 2009