3 5

An incompetent or a lazy person who tries tro explain what they have done, e.g. in a scrum meeting.

Manager: What did you do yesterday?
Tamto: Umm, thing 1, thing 2..... 3 5

by Sandekar November 11, 2021

5 jan 2030

the day all furry turn there human form and touch grass and its the day when all furry die and brought to jail fee free to kick there ass until the full moon furry will be normal and there dads will come back with the milk

2029 time 12:49 :
dude my furry power is gonna get distoryed
ha loser im so happy i love 5 jan 2030

by zred2006 February 7, 2022

The Jackson 5

General time period measure in years, usually seen as beginning around one's 8th birthday and ending around one's 13th, when young boys would have been the most attractive to Michael Jackson.

I wanted to hang out more with Bobo the Chimp at Michael's house, but MJ told me that now that I was 14, I was no longer in the Jackson 5.

by dangerbot3000 April 1, 2020

9/5/21

Was the best day ever spending time with Levi at the carnival

“Hey what’s he best day this year ?”
“Probably 9/5/21.”

by Juan:I don’t think so September 5, 2021

november 5

The day where tall people can ask a short person anything and they have to do it or if it’s a question then have to answer it

Tall guy: Ayo Madyson

Madyson: what?
Tall guy: be my personal minion for the day

Madyson: hell no
Tall guy: to fuckin bad you can’t say no it’s November 5th so suck it

Madyson: fuck you

by Iheart.hot.sons November 4, 2021

Smash 5

Another way to reference smash ultimate.

Wanna play some smash 5?

by Sizzyl April 14, 2019

Dirty 5 Hole

When an individual grabs a mop, and doesn't even wipe in down like a stripper pole. Proceeds to mop bottomless pulling the handle side between their legs, (the 5 hole) then pokes you in the ass untill you yell Sea Cucumber.

We where closing the kitchen one night and out of the blue he just pulled a Dirty 5 hole on the dishwasher..

by MistaBigSexyBones August 27, 2019