chocolate-milk alternative

Refers to a "just as bad or worse" substitution-product/activity employed to supposedly "fill the void" created by a discontinued unhealthy habit --- the idea here is that while the milk itself may indeed be low-fat, the added calorie-rich and sugary-sweet chocolate has far more fattening ingredients than just the cream in full-fat milk could possibly have contained, and so the person will likely gain even more weight than ever.

Three classic --- and very tragic --- examples of a "chocolate-milk alternative" would be a substance-abuse recovery-program's giving a dry-drunk lots of high-sugar foods in place of alcohol, someone's switching to compulsive shopping in place of gambling, or a person's becoming harshly-snappy and irritably-demanding after giving up cigarettes.

by QuacksO November 5, 2018

milking

when something did well and you just keep on doing it until it is as useless as an ass flavored lollipop.

you're just milking that shit.

by Mr floppnock November 9, 2018

Milk the Ogre

To be really nice to nice to your sugar daddy or boyfriend who takes care of you in order to keep him satisfied enough to do whatever you want

“Hey bestie I gotta go milk the ogre so we can continue to drive his car and live in his nice condo”

by Ogremilker69 December 26, 2018

milk the ogre

When a woman (usually young and attractive) is nice and sweet to her boyfriend or sugar daddy in order for him to continue doing what she wants.

“Hey bestie, I gotta go milk the ogre so we can keep driving his car and living in his nice condo”

by Ogremilker69 December 26, 2018

milk and honey

and as the sun set, the girl who's not like other girls whispers...

A E S T H E T I C

milk and honey is for edgy goth girls and white girls

by big boi gay January 16, 2019

Milk Norwegian

Milk Norwegian is a word used to describe patriots of the nordic lands. A milk Norwegian person is a person that likes to go skiing and bicycling. Milk Norwegian people usually drink milk and eat a lot of kvikk lunsj. They dont wear designer clothing or listen to modern music. They will do anything to defend their country. Most of milk Norwegians are of the arian race, but it is possible to be black and milk Norwegian

Mathias: Did you see Magnus's mystory?
Frank: Yeah he posted a picture of him going skiing.
Mathias: yup, he is such a milk Norwegian person.

by Neeguslover June 1, 2018

milk norwegian

Milk Norwegian (MelkeNorsk) is used to describe a Norwegian patriot.
A Milk Norwegian person do not wear Merch/Designer clothes, and loves Norway.
MilkNorwegian loves old music, skiing, football and go hiking in the mountains.
A MilkNorwegian person dislikes Rap/Trap/Alternative (Modern music).
MelkeNorsk

Milk Norwegian person: I love skiing.
Milk Norwegian person: I hate Rap-Music
Milk Norwegian person: Why are you always wearing Merch/Designer clothes?

by Yhajkb755 June 11, 2018