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Mumaw's Law

The ultimate reality that shit is gonna happen, and its gonna happen to us.
"What are the odds of that happening???"
"I'm a Mumaw, so pretty likely. Its Mumaw's law.....like Murphys Law....but with my family."
by NLMUMAW October 25, 2020
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great-grandnephew-in-law

1- Great-grandniece's husband.
2- Spouse's great-grandnephew.
My great-grandnephew-in-law is a good person.
by Gerald128 April 7, 2021
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Law of 1/3rd

The ratio of people you are allowed to sleep with when drunk versus amount when sober. The drunk equivalant of sleeping with one person while sober is sleeping with three people.
Based on the Law of 1/3rd I'm not a slut, I only slept with six guys when i was drunk!
by crownman June 18, 2011
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great-grandnephew-in-law

1- Great-grandnibling's husband.
2- Spouse's great-grandnephew.
My great-grandnephew-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
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Law of Demonstration

The law of demonstration is a subset of Murphy’s law and works in two ways. A functioning process will not work when demonstrated, but a broken process will work perfectly. E.g. when trying to show IT an issue your computer is having, the issue will not occur.
“I was walking a colleague through a new process I created yesterday, but it just wouldn’t work. When I ran it by myself later, it was just fine!”
“Ah, you ran into the law of demonstration states”
by anonymous October 13, 2025
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half-aunt-in-law

1- Half-pibling's wife.
2- Spouse's half-aunt.
half-aunt-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
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BS from law

BS from law is that guy that somehow pulls a million women but cannot keep a single one.

He also does not pay for coffee.
"wow that dude is such a BS from law, he got ghosted by ANOTHER girl"
by BS from law May 2, 2023
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