Jake

Needs a wheelbarrow to carry round his gigantic c0ck! Perfect and all.

You wish you were a jake

by big dog4196 November 22, 2021

Jake

The most kind person ever he’s cute but sometimes a dick. Once in a while he has his tantrums when he doesn’t get what he wants. But most of the time he’s funny and caring and he cares for all of his friends EVEN THO HES AN ASS

Girl: who is that
Me: Jake
Girl: he’s cute
Me: yah but he’s a asshole

by Arian00 May 4, 2018

Jake paul

type of toilet paper that full of shits and poops and usually useful for masturbate

OH GOD DANGIT I FORGOT TO YEET THE BAG OF JAKE PAUL AWW MAN IT WILL STINKS THERE

by Domination Beam November 22, 2020

Jake Harvey

Jake Harvey is an EXTREMELY hot guy but will fuck you over in an instant!! Jake does not know how to be honest to save his life. Jakes will make you fall in love and do anything to get what he wants. You have to be very careful around a Jake they are very very dangerous.... Don’t LET THE LOOKS FOOL YOU!!

Girl: “oh my god it’s jake Harvey he is so hot but how does his girlfriend not care he’s fucking with every other girl”

Boy: “bro jake just robbed me of 200$”

Jakes Gf: “yeah jake fucks other girls but he’s so hot and I can’t give that up.”

Jake: “no don’t worry I don’t have a girlfriend just get high then you will wanna fuck Me”

by LISSSS December 23, 2019

Jake

The worst person to enter your life. He will single handedly ruin your life by gaslighting and lying to you. He is definitely not above 5’7. Has aggressive mommy issues that makes him foul to be around. Jake’s are narcissists who think they are right about everything and cannot listen to anyone but themselves.

“Have you seen Jake?”
“Oh you mean the short asshole?”
“Yep that’s him”

by wasianbaddiekilla December 3, 2021

Jake

an annoying little shit who doesn't do anything to brighten your day, looks like crash and eddie from ice age and can't hold a conversation with a girl. Stigs for attention but can't hold a blunt to save his life.

Person 1 - "I had to sit next to Jake in history"

Person 2 - "Feels bad"

by Nuggiet June 29, 2020

Jake Jones

Jake Jones is usually a lion among all the humans, he is usually jacked and gets more birds then sanctuary. He is usually really strong and waits for the girls to come to him, do't bother snapping him he is either pumping iron or playing a quick 9 with they boys. Jake Jones is most likely going to the tour as he is a god compared to his peers. There is no such thing as jesus or allah when Jake is in the room. Bow down to him and you are on the market for a crisp high five.

OMG look at Jake Jones he is so sexy

by J3TS2955 April 20, 2021