It is when you want to have sex with a grandma but she fucking forgets how to do it. This will result in her thinking "sex" is hugging your dick.
Jared: I had to die hard with my fucking grandma
Fred: Mt grandma once squeezed my dick so hard that it exploded into little shitty flakes of cum
Fred: Mt grandma once squeezed my dick so hard that it exploded into little shitty flakes of cum
by coconut gun December 12, 2019

Where that nigga shrek resides
by Shannon2Clean July 5, 2025

by D’Aydrian Harding October 21, 2023

An unconfident male who wants to be seen to be an Alpha male but lacks the qualities of a true Alpha. They act out traits they believe an alpha would do, but lack insight, for instance an Alpha would never call themselves one or behave in the way a wannabe alpha would. They are Toxic males that are lacking in any class. Real Alphas are usually successful and have high paying jobs, natural leaders and command respect, but have personal insight. The biggest difference is a man with genuine alpha traits respects other people's personal boundaries. A rum wannabe doesn't know where they end and the other person begins. Wannabes are usually low down in the working class demographic and think being a Man is about simply competing with other males for societal hierarchy which results in annoying the sh*t out of their peers. Alphas can be likeable, wannabes are never liked by anybody and have few if any real friends. Wannabes are tormented souls who need pity not respect.
"Tim is such a Try-hard alpha wannabe, he's throwing his toys out because I could bench press more than him, now he's not speaking to me"
by Melloj1 October 6, 2022

by HotBabeLove June 15, 2019

-I am Alex,in a difficulty?I know that Simon that has came recently is bringing up, this is no same hard that we fire him?He,s running away, sad has becoming that I reprimanded:Flimsy!
-No Celvine,always see a fault,he just had a poison,for Marieta that is a get away for a marriage with him ,he goes to die also,forgive him even,was shitting exactly of what he had,was working that all this happens!
-No Celvine,always see a fault,he just had a poison,for Marieta that is a get away for a marriage with him ,he goes to die also,forgive him even,was shitting exactly of what he had,was working that all this happens!
by bad,good? August 22, 2019

by JimmehMcJimFace May 14, 2023
