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Half-Swording

The act of inserting one's penis in their partner while still soft, relevant with males who cant get it up or impatient.
I caught the village freak Gargamel Half-Swording the well known whore Muriel, he wasn't even hard yet.
by Half-Garf May 1, 2025
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Cousins by the half dozens

A typical descriptor of the modern extended nuclear family. No longer can people claim to have dozens of cousins when average children per family rates have dropped so drastically since the baby boom era.
Vinny: Hey Joe! How was your family reunion paisano?
Joe: Hey Vinny! It was good. My nonna and aunts and uncles were all there. There was plenty of linguine left over since I got cousins by the half dozens.
by Church Wexler May 3, 2025
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Half-Nudity

A form of porn where people wear very small bikinis
He likes to watch half-nudity when he is bored.
by Bert Adams May 8, 2025
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Half breed

A Half breed also known as a half white mixed with half of some other less cool race, typically wants to be full white but with never escape the fact they are a knockoff white person
''Fuck off half breed''
''God I hate half breeds"
by mvhs kid May 13, 2025
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half-niece

Half-Sibling's daughter
I love my half-niece
by GasparThalasso June 6, 2025
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Half Paul Walker

Person 1: “dude that’s called a hit and run”

Person 2: “no he has a black ice air freshener, I’m doing a half Paul Walker because all he has in there is a white monster and firearm”
by Jaber2doodle June 9, 2025
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Mile…Mile and a half

1. A hiker’s response to “How much further?”
2. It’s always further than 1.5 miles
“this incline is absolutely fucked, how much further do we have?”

*checks wind direction with finger* “Mile…Mile and a half”
by dxtros June 11, 2025
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