Confuzled 

Confuzled- when some one is being confusing & puzzling as fuck and ur just sitting there like... What the f

Oh my god I'm so confuzled. What is she doing?

Confuzled by Unknownmotherf*cker September 15, 2016

Confuzzled 

The most extreme form of confusement, only truly experienced by members of rice

Elizabeth was v confuzzled when somebody wasn't turned on by her water bottle

Confuzzled by Kinkywitch September 18, 2016

Confettirates 

Similar to the Confederate army but spread glitter and confetti instead of hatred and racial intolerance

Them there soldiers be confettirates

Confettirates by Mr_Dicticio October 24, 2016

Confuzled 

When you can't figure out anything and your life's falling apart

Omg no one is asking me out and my friends all are ditching me I'm so confuzled!

Confuzled by GirlWithTheGreenGlasses November 17, 2016

confimes 

When your auto correct is a bitch,

Downgraded version of Confirmed

HOLY SHIT MY MOM HAS A CRIMINAL AS A HUSBAND IT'S CONFIMES,

FUCK I MEAN CONFIRMED

confimes by JOHNNYTHECORRUPTEDFLOWER November 25, 2016

Confusomnia 

When you're telling someone about a dream you had and then someone else comes over and overhears your story in the middle of you telling it, but they don't know that it's a dream so they walk away thinking it really happened.

Charlotte must have confusomnia because she thinks I have a clown fetish, but it only happened in a dream!

Confusomnia by luckycharmer99 November 28, 2016

Confuzzled 

A mixture of the two words confused and puzzled used when highly confused

I'm so confuzzled about this question on the test.

Confuzzled by Hydra16 November 29, 2016